I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Hao much yoo pai
VIDEO: Climber Kitteh Explores DVD Collection
I will concede
Bah Humbug!
VIDEO: Bend and Snap Kitteh
I swear,
Knock Knock. Hoo’s There? Doctor. Doctor Hoo? Yes.
The Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs Contest
I like that
Get Awf Mah Lawn, U Yung Wippersnapperz!
No worries.
GIF: Y Dis Guy No Die Wen Ai Attaks Him?!
Dood, Ai iz notz sayin’
VIDEO: Kitteh Helps With Pushups
ai started to be
Cyoot Kittehs of teh Day: MOM! Hez Tuching Meh!

Hao much yoo pai

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 10:00 PM PST

funny pictures-Hao much yoo pai for doze art lessuns?

Hao much yoo pai for doze art lessuns? Can yoo gets reefund?

hoominz mayk such bad monitayree decishuns…

LoL by:

DianeMarie

Picture by: Unknown

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VIDEO: Climber Kitteh Explores DVD Collection

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 07:00 PM PST

Climbin teh bookcase iz a reeligus expeeriense fer meh.

I will concede

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 05:00 PM PST

funny pictures-I will concede

I will concede that you are right when you say there is no “I” in “Team.” However, I would remiss if I did not point out that there are four “U’s” in “STFU.”

srsly, u can count ‘em if u liek.

LoL by:

tulaplee

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Bah Humbug!

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 04:59 PM PST

bah. humbug.

Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts: The Ghost of Christmas Sucks, the Ghost of Boring Boredom, and the Ghost of Who Cares. And P.S.? ALL THOSE GHOSTS ARE ME! BAH HUMBUG.

Love this LOL? Get it on a T-shirt at LOLMart.com!

By popular demand we have extended the sale of the LOLMart Holiday Shirts for ONE MOAR DAY! Get your limited edition LOLMart shirt by midnight tonight 11/30!!!

Picture: bokeh / Caption by: k

VIDEO: Bend and Snap Kitteh

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 04:00 PM PST

Iz pritty shexy, no?

I swear,

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 03:00 PM PST

funny pictures-I swear, It wasn't me

I swear, It wasn’t me

u gotsa beleebz meh!

LoL by: Jallen

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Knock Knock. Hoo’s There? Doctor. Doctor Hoo? Yes.

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 01:30 PM PST

Funny Pictures - Owl, Doctor Who

DOCTOR HOO

Via: F*** Yeah Albuquerque

Faeborit Coment: “Dr Hoo iz in teh shriners klub? Duz he haz teh littlol car wif elebntee klowns innit?” – West River rat

The Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs Contest

Posted: 29 Nov 2010 01:29 PM PST

I Can Has Cheezburger’s newest book, Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs – A LOLcat Guide 2 Kittens is available today in stores and online! Order your copy today at:

» Amazon.com

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» Barnes & Noble

OHAI!!1! Kitteh Lovrs! Thanksgiving may be over, but we think it’s never too late to say “Thanks!” This year we’re feeling especially grateful to those of you who are fans of our newest book, The Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs, and we’d like to offer you a special contest to show our gratitude!

Summary of the Contest Official Rules

To enter:

1. Take a digital picture of yourself (or have someone else take it) at home, at the mall, at a coffee shop, or wherever with a paperback copy of The Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs. (The real book not a print out of the cover). YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO PURCHASE THE BOOK IN ORDER TO ENTER THE CONTEST (E.G., YOU CAN SUBMIT A PHOTO WITH YOU AND THE BOOK (THAT YOU DID NOT PURCHASE) AT A LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE).
2. Email that picture to kittehscontest@cheezburger.com
3. You're entered for the chance to win 1 FREE Shirt a month from LOLMart.com for the following year! That's right! 12 Awesome Shirt of The Day T-Shirts from LOLMart.com!

There's no way we could choose just one awesome Kitteh Lovr picture so we will randomly choose (1) Grand Prize Winner who will win Twelve (12) Yes, TWELVE Shirt of the Day T-Shirts!

Contest submission deadline is 11:59 P.M. Thursday, December 9th, 2010 (Pacific Daylight Time).

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR ODDS OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

Fine Print and Awl Teh Rulez.

The Kitteh Lovrs (the "Contest") is sponsored by Pet Holdings, Inc, 190 Queen Anne Ave., Suite 250, Seattle, WA 98109 (the "Sponsor"). The Sponsor is solely responsible for all aspects of the Contest. The Contest shall be subject to these Official Rules, and by entering, all participants agree to be bound by the terms and conditions in these Official Rules.

1. ELIGIBILITY: The Contest is open to individuals who are legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia who are 18 years of age or older. Employees of Sponsor and its parent company, franchisees, partners, retailers, affiliates, subsidiaries, advertising and promotion agencies, printing suppliers and any other individual or company involved in the development or execution of the Contest (collectively the "Promotion Parties") and the immediate families (spouse, parents, children, siblings, and their respective spouses) and household members of each such employees (whether related or not), are not eligible to play or win. This Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state and local laws and regulations, and void where prohibited by such laws. By participating, you agree to these Official Rules and the Sponsor's decisions are final and binding in all respects. Sponsor reserves the right to verify eligibility qualifications of the winners.

2. HOW TO ENTER: The Contest begins at 12:01 A.M. Pacific Daylight Time Monday, November 29th, 2010 and entries may be made until 11:59 P.M. Pacific Daylight Time December 9th, 2010 ("Entry Period"). During the Entry Period, email a photo of yourself with a paperback copy of Teh Itteh Bitteh Book of Kittehs in its physical form (no printed pictures of the cover) in compliance with these Rules ("Photo") via the email address KittehsContest@cheezburger.com. After you have completed the required email submission, you will receive one (1) entry ("Entry") in the Contest. By submitting your Entry, you agree that your Entry conforms to the Entry Guidelines and Content Restrictions as defined below (collectively, the "Entry Guidelines and Restrictions"). The Photo must be submitted in JPG, PNG or GIF format and cannot exceed the file size limit of 25MB. YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO PURCHASE THE BOOK IN ORDER TO ENTER THE CONTEST (E.G., YOU CAN SUBMIT A PHOTO WITH YOU AND THE BOOK (THAT YOU DID NOT PURCHASE) AT A LIBRARY OR BOOKSTORE).

Each entrant may submit an unlimited number of Entries during the Entry Period. Use of any automated system to participate is prohibited and will result in disqualification. In the event of a dispute as to any registration, the authorized account holder of the email address used to register for an account will be deemed to be the registrant or player. The "authorized account holder" is the natural person assigned an email address by an Internet access provider, online service provider or other organization responsible for assigning email addresses for the domain associated with the submitted address. The potential winner may be required to show proof of being the authorized account holder. Sponsor cannot accurately predict the number of Entries which will be made to the Contest.

ONCE YOU SUBMIT YOUR ENTRY, IT BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF SPONSOR.

3. ENTRY GUIDELINES AND RESTRICTIONS:

The Entry must meet the following guidelines ("Entry Guidelines"):

• The Entry must comply with icanhascheezburger.com Terms of Use, located at http://icanhascheezburger.com/terms-of-use/; and
• The uploaded Photo cannot have been submitted previously in a contest of any kind sponsored, co-sponsored, administrated or hosted by Sponsor or exhibited or displayed publicly through any means previously.

The Entry must additionally comply with the following restrictions ("Content Restrictions"):

• The uploaded Photo must not contain material that violates or infringes another person's rights, including but not limited to privacy, publicity or intellectual property rights, or that constitutes copyright infringement;
• The entrant must have full consent from any person whose image is included in the uploaded Photo and/or full rights to the uploaded Photo from anyone who might have shot the uploaded Photo;
• If any individual appearing in the uploaded Photo is deemed a minor in the jurisdiction in which he or she resides, such minor's parent or legal guardian must have consented to the use of the uploaded Photo in this Contest, prior to entrant submitting the Entry;
• The uploaded Photo must not contain any commercial, advertising contest or any other third party brand names, logos or trademarks;
• The uploaded Photo must consist solely of material created by entrant or otherwise have the right to submit the uploaded Photo as contemplated hereunder, subject to the rights granted by entrant hereunder;
• The uploaded Photo must not contain material that is hateful, tortuous, defamatory, slanderous or libelous toward any person living or deceased, or otherwise infringe upon any person's personal or proprietary rights;
• The uploaded Photo must not contain material that is obscene, sexually explicit or pornographic or promotes bigotry, racism, hatred or harm against any group or individual or promotes discrimination based on race, sex, religion, nationality, disability, sexual orientation or age, or that is designed to annoy or harass;
• The uploaded Photo must not make any references to alcoholic beverages, tobacco, drug paraphernalia, firearms, or any depiction or representation thereof;
• The uploaded Photo must not contain any virus, Trojans, hacks, spyware or malicious code of any type;
• The uploaded Photo must be suitable for audiences of all ages and be consistent with Sponsor's reputation in the marketplace, including it's reputations for quality and integrity; and
• The uploaded Photo must not contain material that is unlawful, in violation of or contrary to the laws or regulations in any state where Entry is created.

Failure of any Entry to comply with the above Entry Guidelines and Content Restrictions, as determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion, may result in the deletion of the Entry and disqualification from the Contest. No Entry will be acknowledged or returned. Sponsor shall have the right to delete, edit, adapt and publish any or all of the Entries, and may use them in any media without attribution or compensation to the entrant, his/her successors or assigns, or any other entity. As more fully explained in Section 12 below, SUBMITTING AN ENTRY IN THIS CONTEST CONSTITUTES A GRANT OF AN IRREVOCABLE, ROYALTY-FREE WORLDWIDE LICENSE TO SPONSOR AND ITS AFFILIATES TO REPRODUCE AND DISPLAY THE UPLOADED PHOTO, OR ANY DERIVATIVE THEREOF, IN ALL MEDIA NOW KNOWN OR HEREAFTER DEVISED, INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, THE INTERNET, IN PERPETUITY. Promotion Parties are not responsible for lost, late, incomplete, invalid, un-intelligible or misdirected Entries. Such Entries are void and will be disqualified. Promotion Parties are not responsible for inability to connect to any website including but not limited to the Entry Site. Promotion Parties are not responsible for inability to upload the Photo. Sponsor, in its sole discretion, may feature any Photo submitted in this Contest at any time during, or after, the Entry Period on any related websites, in any promotional materials, whether related or unrelated to the Contest, and at any other location, whether physical or online, that Sponsor, in its sole discretion, deems appropriate for the operation and promotion of this Contest.

4. WINNER DETERMINATION: At the end of the Entry Period, Sponsor will randomly select the winning entry.

Winner will be notified by email using the contact information provided with the original entry in the form of the reply-to field. If winner does not respond by email to the notification within 3 calendar days, they will be disqualified and an alternate winner will be selected. Winner of the Contest will be required to complete and return (within 10 calendar days of written notification) an Affidavit of Eligibility and Liability/Publicity Release. Failure to comply with the 10-day time period may result in disqualification and an alternate winner selected. Winner's Entry submission and acceptance of the prize offered constitutes permission (except where prohibited) for the Sponsor to use said winner's name, photograph, likeness, statements, biographical information, voice and address (city and state) and Photo, in all forms of media worldwide, in perpetuity, without limitation, notice or further compensation.

5. GRAND PRIZE; ODDS OF WINNING: Twelve (12) "Shirts of the Day" T-shirts from LOLMart.com. To redeem Grand Prize: Winner may redeem their prize by selecting one shirt per month and emailing that selection and size needed to: Contactus@cheezburger.com. Winner can continue to choose one shirt per month for 12 continuous months. (12 Total Shirts over the course of 1 year.) All selections must be made and received by sponsor before 11:59AM on 12/31/2011). Approximate Prize Value: $180. The odds of winning depend on the number of eligible entries an individual participant submits and the total number of all eligible entries received. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR ODDS OF WINNING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

6. Each winner is responsible for all taxes, including federal, state, and local, applicable to the acceptance and use of the Prize. The right to receive a Prize, if any, is non-transferable, and Prize substitutions are not allowed (except at the election of Sponsor).

7. REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES BY ENTRANT: By submitting an Entry the participant warrants he or she own all copyrights and other rights to the uploaded Photo and that (i) the Entry complies with these Official Rules, including without limitation all Entry Guidelines and Content Restrictions; (ii) the uploaded Photo does not infringe the copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, right of privacy, right of publicity or other legal right of any third party; (iii) the Entry complies with all applicable laws, rules, and regulations; (iv) there are no claims, demands or any form of litigation pending or threatened with respect to any Entry; (v) Promotion Parties will not be required to make any payments to any third party in connection with its use of any Entry; (vi) the entrant has not previously granted any rights to the uploaded Photo to any other person or organization , nor does any third party have any interest in the uploaded Photo; and (vii) each entrant shall indemnify and defend the Promotion Parties against any and all claims or causes of action arising out of any of any of the foregoing representations and warranties.

8. LIMITATIONS OF LIABILITY: In the event of a printing or production-related error, Promotion Parties shall have no liability. In no event shall more prizes be awarded than the number stated in the "Grand Prize" section above. All federal, state and local taxes are the sole responsibility of winner. Acceptance of the prize constitutes permission to the Sponsor and its affiliates to use winner's names and/or likeness for advertising and publicity purposes, without further compensation, except where prohibited by law. By participating, the entrant agrees to release, defend, hold harmless and indemnify the Promotion Parties and their respective parents, directors, officers, employees, shareholders and agents against any and all liability, damages claims or causes of action (however named or described), with respect to or arising out of entrant's participation or inability to participate in this Contest, and/or the receipt, use or misuse of the prizes awarded herein.

9. TERMS OF USE: The same Terms of Use of the Entry Site apply to this Contest.

10. WINNERS LIST: List of winner(s) will be published on the Sponsor's website at http://icanhascheezburger.com for a month following the end of the Entry Period and will be available by written request to Sponsor (at address listed above) after that period of time.

11. GRANT OF RIGHTS; WARRANTIES AND REPRESENTATIONS: As a condition of participation in this Contest, each entrant hereby grants and agrees to grant to Sponsor and its affiliates the non-exclusive worldwide, royalty free right and license to reproduce, modify, use, post, publish, perform, display, and otherwise distribute in any medium (including, but not limited to online on the Entry Site), the uploaded Photo for any purpose, and/or otherwise use or exploit in connection with the promotion, publicity and/or advertising of the Contest and/or Sponsor the uploaded Photo (including, without limitation, the likenesses of the entrant appearing in the uploaded Photo) submitted by the entrant as part of his/her Entry process. Each entrant warrants and represents that with respect to the uploaded Photo submitted by him/her for purposes of Entry into the Contest, the entrant has, prior to submitting such uploaded Photo, obtained all necessary rights (including, as applicable, copyright, moral rights, publicity and privacy rights), licenses, consents and authorizations from any other individual appearing in the uploaded Photo (and/or such other individual's parent or legal guardian if the other individual is a minor) and from the person (if that person is an individual other than the entrant) who shot the uploaded Photo, to allow entrant to grant the rights granted by entrant pursuant to these Official Rules and to allow Sponsor's and/or its affiliates' free and unrestricted exercise of such rights as provided hereunder.

12. GENERAL: This Contest is subject to all applicable federal, state, and local laws and regulations. All entrants represent and warrant that the uploaded Photo that they submit does not infringe upon the copyright or any other right or interest of any other person or organization, and that the entrant has not previously granted any rights to such material to any other person or organization, nor does any third party have any interest in such materials. Sponsor reserves the right to modify the winning image. Sponsor reserves the right to modify the rules at any time.
The laws of the State of Washington govern this Contest without reference to choice of law principles. Any dispute regarding the Contest is exclusively subject to binding arbitration (with one (1) arbitrator sitting) in Seattle, Washington pursuant to the commercial arbitration rules of the American Arbitration Association. Entrants hereby irrevocably waive any and all right to a trial by jury in any legal proceeding arising out of or relating to the Contest. Entrants further waive any objection to venue in Seattle, Washington, whether such objection is based on lack of personal jurisdiction, improper venue, forum non conveniens, or the like. Sponsor reserves the right to modify the rules at any time.