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- FAIL Blog PSA: Arrow In The Knee FAILS
- Failblook: 15 Things White Girls Love to Do on Facebook
- Sketchy Santas: This is Why I Pray to Santa
- WIN!: Moon Perspective WIN
- Dating Fails: Sending A Message
- Parenting Fails: But Mary Was Convinced 1000% to the Contrary!
- FAIL Nation: A Good Idea Theory FAIL
- Monday Thru Friday: If I’m nodding politely it means I’m not listening to you
- Bros: God is Dead but His Swagger is Alive and Kicking
- Ugliest Tattoos: How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Monday Thru Friday: Manger tested, manger approved
- There I Fixed It: Polar Bear Fur is So Warm
- FAIL Nation: Instant Karma FAIL
- Battle of the Cheez: Your Winner is in Another Battle! Break the Tie to Pick the Winner!
- There I Fixed It: Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon?
- Engrish Funny: I love lamp.
- After 12: Douchebags In Training
- FAIL Nation: Sounds So Much Worse FAIL
- After 12: Somebody Call John, Garfield Passed Out Again
- Poorly Dressed: Wow how has this not caught on yet!
- FAIL Blog’s 2011 Top Ten FAILS
- WIN!: Study Fort WIN
- Parenting Fails: One Can Only Wait on the Old Rocking Chair for So Long
- Dating Fails: Baby, I’m Gonna Love You Like A Snowstorm
- Sketchy Santas: Even Creepier In Robot Form
- Autocowrecks: Angry Birds Dress Brings Down the House
- Failbook: Who Says Gamers Aren’t Romantic?
- Our Top Fails of 2011!
- FAIL Nation: Flipping Too Late FAIL
| FAIL Blog PSA: Arrow In The Knee FAILS Posted: 08 Dec 2011 06:50 PM PST |
| Failblook: 15 Things White Girls Love to Do on Facebook Posted: 08 Dec 2011 06:30 PM PST This is a very slightly edited version of Mary & Kaitlin’s pretty damn accurate list. 1. Take pictures of their feet.
2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK. 3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.
4. Complain about bad service at restaurants. Never eating at Applebee's AGAIN! 5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Britney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! LUV U GIRLSSS!! 6. Take pictures of undeserving food.
7. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon song. 8. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really? 9. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants…), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!) 10. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. Wow, it's hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.
11. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day: Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it's off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I'll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I'm not very tired I'll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired. 12. Express their distaste for Facebook on Facebook and threaten to leave Facebook to their Facebook friends. 13. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a "hard" facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: Straight thuggin.
14. Ask seemingly redundant questions. It's cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year-olds, right? 15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!         |
| Sketchy Santas: This is Why I Pray to Santa Posted: 08 Dec 2011 06:15 PM PST
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| Dating Fails: Sending A Message Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:45 PM PST         |
| Parenting Fails: But Mary Was Convinced 1000% to the Contrary! Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:30 PM PST |
| FAIL Nation: A Good Idea Theory FAIL Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:15 PM PST |
| Monday Thru Friday: If I’m nodding politely it means I’m not listening to you Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:00 PM PST |
| Bros: God is Dead but His Swagger is Alive and Kicking Posted: 08 Dec 2011 04:45 PM PST         |
| Ugliest Tattoos: How to Win Friends and Influence People Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:35 PM PST         |
| Monday Thru Friday: Manger tested, manger approved Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 PM PST         |
| There I Fixed It: Polar Bear Fur is So Warm Posted: 08 Dec 2011 01:45 PM PST Fur may be murder, but biking in the cold without gloves is practically suicide.         |
| FAIL Nation: Instant Karma FAIL Posted: 08 Dec 2011 01:00 PM PST |
| Battle of the Cheez: Your Winner is in Another Battle! Break the Tie to Pick the Winner! Posted: 08 Dec 2011 11:59 AM PST FAILers, yesterday’s Battle of the Cheez was won by those Time Lord-Loving-Star Trek/Wars nerds on Set Your Phasers to LoL. Which means we’ve landed ourselves in a 3-way tie, with one victory for each of us at FAIL Blog, Memebase and I Can Has Cheezburger?. A three-way tie is not a FAIL or a WIN, and we won’t stand for it! Today’s battle is just between the heavy hitters, and just like every other battle, so please go to Memebase, and I Can Has Cheezburger and vote on all three polls for FAIL Blog! FAILers United, vote FAIL Blog!
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| There I Fixed It: Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon? Posted: 08 Dec 2011 09:30 AM PST Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn’t get any ideas.         |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2011 08:30 AM PST That’s my favorite kind of meat.         |
| After 12: Douchebags In Training Posted: 08 Dec 2011 08:10 AM PST         |
| FAIL Nation: Sounds So Much Worse FAIL Posted: 08 Dec 2011 07:45 AM PST |
| After 12: Somebody Call John, Garfield Passed Out Again Posted: 08 Dec 2011 07:40 AM PST         |
| Poorly Dressed: Wow how has this not caught on yet! Posted: 08 Dec 2011 07:30 AM PST         |
| FAIL Blog’s 2011 Top Ten FAILS Posted: 08 Dec 2011 06:00 AM PST 
1st Place: U.S. Congress with 19% of the vote! 2nd Place: Westboro Baptist Church got 15% of the vote! 3rd Place: Kim Kardashian gets the Bronze with 12%! Runners Up: Rebecca Black snagged 11%! Charlie Sheen came up with 10%! Muammar Gaddafi danced away with 7%! Casey Anthony grabbed 6%! Jerry Sandusky pulled 5%! Lindsay Lohan ran away with 4%! Anthony Weiner came away with 3%!
1st Place: Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage is the clear winner with 24%! 2nd Place: Congress declares pizza a vegetable takes second with 13%! 3rd Place: Harold Camping’s prediction of the Rapture sneaks into third with 12%! Runners Up: The Occupy Protests grabbed 11%! The Internet Censorship Bill came in with 10%! Mariah Yeater accuses Justin Bieber of fathering her baby took 7%! The GOP debates nabbed 5%! Anthony Weiner shows his weiner came in with 4%! Trump raises questions about Obama’s birth certificate combed in 3%! Sony gets attacked by Lulzsec garnered 2%!  1st Place: Bootleg Fireworks Fail Takes the gold with 13%!
2nd Place: Understanding Physics Fail gets the Silver with 11%!
3rd Place: They See Me Rollin’ Fail rolled in 9%!
Runners Up: Dumpster Parkour Fail hits the ground with 8%! Parking Spot Fail soaks up 7%! Army Double Fail is 6% strong! Too Old For Playgrounds Fail slide in 5%! Treadmill Technique Fail grabbed 4%!         |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2011 05:15 AM PST
From all of us at WIN: Best of luck to students and their final exams. Now stop procrastinating on WIN and get back to work! I mean, the least you could do if you’re procrastinating is vote on the Battle of the Cheez!         |
| Parenting Fails: One Can Only Wait on the Old Rocking Chair for So Long Posted: 08 Dec 2011 04:30 AM PST         |
| Dating Fails: Baby, I’m Gonna Love You Like A Snowstorm Posted: 08 Dec 2011 03:00 AM PST         |
| Sketchy Santas: Even Creepier In Robot Form Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:00 AM PST |
| Autocowrecks: Angry Birds Dress Brings Down the House Posted: 08 Dec 2011 02:00 AM PST When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you’ve created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.         |
| Failbook: Who Says Gamers Aren’t Romantic? Posted: 08 Dec 2011 01:00 AM PST         |
| Posted: 08 Dec 2011 12:45 AM PST |
| FAIL Nation: Flipping Too Late FAIL Posted: 08 Dec 2011 12:15 AM PST |
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