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• Poorly Dressed: Assemble, BUT ON A BUDGET!
• FAIL Nation: Probably Bad News: Dafuq Did I Just Read?
• After 12: Partying WIN: Vanquish Your Thirst
• Bros: Different Culture, Same Bro
• Music FAILS: Everyone Knows That Good Music Died in 1979
• After 12: How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew
• Monday Thru Friday: Let’s Do Some Math Here
• WIN!: Epic Showdown WIN
• Ugliest Tattoos: Pro Tips
• Failbook: The Man With The Greatest Timelines Ever
• Engrish Funny: Canada Just Got a Bit Scarier, Eh?
• School of Fail: The Scientific Meme-thod
• Autocowrecks: Calling People is A Thing of the Past
• Dating Fails: Because White People Have the Best Romances?
• FAIL Nation: Naming FAIL
• Dating Fails: Well Now I Feel Way Better
• WIN!: Transforming Stadium WIN
• Dating Fails: I Pronounce You Both Crazy
• Failbook: If the Titanic Had Wi-Fi
• School of Fail: Dear Neil Gaiman, Please Speak at Every Graduation Forever
• Autocowrecks: Jooey Deschanel is Just as Quirky as His Sister!

Poorly Dressed: Assemble, BUT ON A BUDGET! Posted: 23 May 2012 06:00 PM PDT SUIT VERY CHEAP, HULK NOT MADE OF MONEY AFTER ALL.

FAIL Nation: Probably Bad News: Dafuq Did I Just Read? Posted: 23 May 2012 05:00 PM PDT

After 12: Partying WIN: Vanquish Your Thirst Posted: 23 May 2012 04:00 PM PDT These are, quite possibly, the most MARVELous cocktails I’ve seen in a long, long time. I know what I’m drinking this weekend! Submitted by: Unknown Via: The More I Arty

Bros: Different Culture, Same Bro Posted: 23 May 2012 03:30 PM PDT They might have a different word for it in some places, but douchebaggery is international.

Music FAILS: Everyone Knows That Good Music Died in 1979 Posted: 23 May 2012 02:00 PM PDT That’s right, kids! The popular music marketed by old white men 30 years ago is FAR SUPERIOR to the popular music marketed by old white men today! Spread the word!

After 12: How to Open a Wine Bottle Without a Corkscrew Posted: 23 May 2012 01:00 PM PDT

Monday Thru Friday: Let’s Do Some Math Here Posted: 23 May 2012 12:00 PM PDT Let’s say you spend ten minutes a day on the pot at work. Five out of seven days a week are work days, which makes 260 days a year. Subtract two weeks (ten work days) for paid vacation and throw in some more off days for holidays, and you end up with around 240 work days left over. Based on this, if you work at a job for 10 years at the median American personal hourly income of $16.57 an hour (source: U.S. Department of Labor) working a typical eight hour day, that adds up to $132.56. Based on our ten-minute average (or 1/48 of a work day), that’s $2.76 earned for every poop session. Multiply that by the work days in a year, and the years in a career, and voila: You would earn $3,314.00 in a five-year career while pooping. You would earn $6,629.00 in a ten-year career while pooping. You would earn $13,255.00 in a 20-year career while pooping. You would earn $26,512.00 in a 40-year career while pooping. If you saved these earnings over a 40-year time frame with tax exemption as long as the funds aren’t withdrawn, based on today’s mutual fund NAVs, your savings would total just shy of $103,000. That’s enough to cover the median sales price of houses in six states. Time for a bathroom break!

WIN!: Epic Showdown WIN Posted: 23 May 2012 11:30 AM PDT

Ugliest Tattoos: Pro Tips Posted: 23 May 2012 11:00 AM PDT

Failbook: The Man With The Greatest Timelines Ever Posted: 23 May 2012 10:00 AM PDT Alright, everyone pack up their Timeline and go home. There’s nothing more we can do with it.

Engrish Funny: Canada Just Got a Bit Scarier, Eh? Posted: 23 May 2012 09:00 AM PDT Just joking, ‘Canada’ and. ‘Scary’ shouldn’t be in the same sentence together (see what I did there?).

School of Fail: The Scientific Meme-thod Posted: 23 May 2012 08:00 AM PDT Science has dropped.

Autocowrecks: Calling People is A Thing of the Past Posted: 23 May 2012 07:00 AM PDT

Dating Fails: Because White People Have the Best Romances? Posted: 23 May 2012 06:00 AM PDT That’s my favorite Nicholas Sparks novel!

FAIL Nation: Naming FAIL Posted: 23 May 2012 05:00 AM PDT

Dating Fails: Well Now I Feel Way Better Posted: 23 May 2012 04:00 AM PDT

WIN!: Transforming Stadium WIN Posted: 23 May 2012 03:30 AM PDT And just like that, condensed into three minutes, a hockey stadium becomes a basketball stadium. Cool stuff!

Dating Fails: I Pronounce You Both Crazy Posted: 23 May 2012 03:00 AM PDT This is one of those situations where everyone is in the wrong in too many ways.

Failbook: If the Titanic Had Wi-Fi Posted: 23 May 2012 02:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Via: Pwnicorn

School of Fail: Dear Neil Gaiman, Please Speak at Every Graduation Forever Posted: 23 May 2012 02:00 AM PDT The only speakers at my graduation were our class valedictorian and the Dean of the Law School.

Autocowrecks: Jooey Deschanel is Just as Quirky as His Sister! Posted: 23 May 2012 01:00 AM PDT They both have those terrifying blue eyes and a soul born in 1928! Submitted by: Unknown Via: Funny or Die

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