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• Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Colombian Hair
• WIN!: Literal Bumper Sticker WIN
• After 12: Mort: Not Even Once
• Dating Fails: I Guess I Wouldn’t Have Noticed This Disturbing Trend as a Child
• Autocowrecks: You’ve Left Me No Choice
• Failbook: Perfap Attendance
• There I Fixed It: Dutch Artist Turns His Dead Cat Into a Helicopter
• Engrish Funny: Meanwhile in Sweden
• WIN!: Trimming the Hedges WIN
• Failbook: The Power of Twitter Catches an Adulterer in the Act
• FAIL Nation: Treadmill FAIL
• After 12: Booze News: All Beer, No Head
• Dating Fails: Because Being Straightforward is Too Hard
• Music FAILS: Muse Turns Dubstep
• Failbook: Hey, Remember That Agreement You Signed Way Back When You Opened a Facebook Account?
• Autocowrecks: Turns Out They Were the Ones We Were Looking For…
• Monday Thru Friday: Green Man! How Are Those Performance Indicators Coming Along?
• School of Fail: Credible Hulk Doesn’t Like Wikipedia
• FAIL Nation: Probably Bad News: A Foul Blow
• Bros: Wrestling Is for Lovers
• Ugliest Tattoos: How to Make Your Ugly Tattoo the Last Thing Anyone Notices

Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Colombian Hair Posted: 07 Jun 2012 02:00 PM PDT And when I say “new wave” I do mean “New Wave.” Apparently Boy George is the leading fashion influence in Colombia these days.

WIN!: Literal Bumper Sticker WIN Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:30 PM PDT You might be taking this one a little too literally. Don’t worry, there’s a special place for people just like you!

After 12: Mort: Not Even Once Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:00 PM PDT It makes meth look like Tylenol by comparison? No thanks!

Dating Fails: I Guess I Wouldn’t Have Noticed This Disturbing Trend as a Child Posted: 07 Jun 2012 12:00 PM PDT Telling your Pokemon to bone rush never sounded more sexually abusive.

Autocowrecks: You’ve Left Me No Choice Posted: 07 Jun 2012 11:00 AM PDT

Failbook: Perfap Attendance Posted: 07 Jun 2012 10:00 AM PDT Hey guys! Do you remember those horribly contrived and unfunny jokes told via chain mail that began with “Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: RE: Fwd: FWD: Re:” in the subject line? I’ll bet you thought they died off in the late ’90s. NOPE.

There I Fixed It: Dutch Artist Turns His Dead Cat Into a Helicopter Posted: 07 Jun 2012 09:00 AM PDT Dutch artist Bart Jansen was rather heartbroken when his cat, Orville, was hit and killed by a car. However, Jansen decided to memorialize his deceased buddy in a unique way: by turning him into a helicopter. Yup. A helicopter. Jansen is quoted as saying: “Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach!” False. If his body turned into a poptart and he began flying around the sky with a rainbow trailing him, THEN he would reach the greatest goal a cat could ever reach!

Engrish Funny: Meanwhile in Sweden Posted: 07 Jun 2012 08:30 AM PDT Or, “Locked Up in Prison Like a Sir.”

WIN!: Trimming the Hedges WIN Posted: 07 Jun 2012 08:00 AM PDT Am I supposed to be getting Totoro vibes? I’m getting Totoro vibes.

Failbook: The Power of Twitter Catches an Adulterer in the Act Posted: 07 Jun 2012 07:00 AM PDT You best watch who you hit on when you’re a married man, because it could be a model with 13,000 Twitter followers. Brian Presley did not take this advice to heart, as the “actor” you’ve probably not seen on such shows as General Hospital and 7th Heaven has been married for all of the last ten years. Of all the ways to FAIL at hitting on strangers, this is one of the worst. Submitted by: NickCB Via: Happy Place

FAIL Nation: Treadmill FAIL Posted: 07 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT

After 12: Booze News: All Beer, No Head Posted: 07 Jun 2012 05:00 AM PDT In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past week or simply don’t enjoy wildly depressing news stories, the man pictured at the top is Luka Magnotta, 29, a Canadian self-professed gay adult film star who murdered a Chinese student in his apartment, uploaded a video of it to the internet, decapitated the body, and sent various body parts to, among other places, the Canadian Conservative and Liberal Party headquarters. On June 4, Magnotta was arrested in Berlin, but not before the Montreal Gazette posted a picture of the deranged killer on its website drinking a Labatt Blue. Harmless? Not according to Labatt, who subsequently threatened to sue the Gazette if they did not remove the image. Labatt associate general counsel Karen Sullivan had this to say to the newspaper: “As I am sure you can understand, this image is highly denigrating to our brand, and we are disturbed that this image remains on your site despite repeated requests and the many images available of this person.” Labatt later dropped the case, but not before the internet got a hold of the story. The result? A Twitter tag called #newlabattcampaign. Some of the finer examples of slogan suggestions are pictured above. Just another example of when you’re dealing with the internet, it’s best to just let sleeping dogs lie. Submitted by: Unknown Via: Adland

Dating Fails: Because Being Straightforward is Too Hard Posted: 07 Jun 2012 04:00 AM PDT

Music FAILS: Muse Turns Dubstep Posted: 07 Jun 2012 03:00 AM PDT Histrionic rock band Muse just released a trailer for the upcoming album, The 2nd Law. If the hammy Hans Zimmer-esque soundtrack and the melodramatic end-of-the-world news ticker is starting to seem predictable, just wait until it’s about a minute and a half into the video. SPOILER: There’s a drop.

Failbook: Hey, Remember That Agreement You Signed Way Back When You Opened a Facebook Account? Posted: 07 Jun 2012 02:30 AM PDT Look, we already went through this crap with the Facebook Gold Account craze, or when people thought Facebook was about to charge them a monthly rate unless they posted something into their status. You might use Facebook as your personal social playground, but you don’t have any control over your information; Facebook does. Anything you say or do on Facebook has absolutely no bearing on your account, your life, or the real world but to bounce around your friends’ news feeds and stuff another nickel into Mark Zuckerberg’s brimming coffers. The sooner you get over that, the better.

Autocowrecks: Turns Out They Were the Ones We Were Looking For… Posted: 07 Jun 2012 02:00 AM PDT “Oh God, please don’t force-choke me. I HAVE A FAMILY.”

Monday Thru Friday: Green Man! How Are Those Performance Indicators Coming Along? Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:30 AM PDT “It says you have to dress for success.” “Yeah, we know that already, obviously! What else is there?”

School of Fail: Credible Hulk Doesn’t Like Wikipedia Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:00 AM PDT Hulk SMASH… common misconceptions not supported by reason!

FAIL Nation: Probably Bad News: A Foul Blow Posted: 07 Jun 2012 01:00 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Via: Criggo

Bros: Wrestling Is for Lovers Posted: 07 Jun 2012 12:45 AM PDT The yearbook editor obviously harbors some deep-seated suspicions about the athletes in his class.

Ugliest Tattoos: How to Make Your Ugly Tattoo the Last Thing Anyone Notices Posted: 07 Jun 2012 12:30 AM PDT

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