Friday, May 30, 2014

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The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG


Censorship of the Day: A Utah High School is in Hot Water After its Female Students Were Made More "Modest" Through the Magic of Photoshop

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:04 PM PDT

Censorship of the Day: A Utah High School is in Hot Water After its Female Students Were Made More "Modest" Through the Magic of Photoshop

Several young women (and this only happened with young women, mind you), were surprised to find this week that their yearbook photos had been altered by Wasatch High School staff to appear more modest. Necklines magically rose up and once bare shoulders are now covered by hack-job Photoshop work.

Even better is the non-apology apology issued by superintendent Terry E. Schoemaker: "We only apologize in the sense that we want to be more consistent with what we're trying to do in that sense we can help kids better prepare for their future by knowing how to dress appropriately for things."

Here are a few more of the photos in question, courtesy of MyFox8:





Hat tip to Uproxx.

Submitted by: (via MyFox8)

Here's What it Looks Like to be Struck by Lightning, Right from the Camera's Perspective

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:03 PM PDT

Don't Pass Out Drunk, Or You'll Miss Meeting Dave Grohl

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:02 PM PDT

Don't Pass Out Drunk, Or You'll Miss Meeting Dave Grohl
These images are floating around Reddit at the moment, acting as a sort of cautionary tale for either falling asleep in public or drinking too much. Or both. Pictured is The Maccabees drummer Sam Doyle missing his chance to meet Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones.



Submitted by: (via UPROXX)

Best Tips Ever

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:01 PM PDT

It's Good to Be Upfront About Certain Things

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:00 PM PDT

It's Good to Be Upfront About Certain Things

Submitted by: (via Lynn Who)

Perfect Spin, Perfect Landing

Posted: 29 May 2014 03:30 PM PDT

Perfect Spin, Perfect Landing

Submitted by: (via dweeblz)

Tagged: gifs , ouch , fail nation

Sometimes Love Isn't Enough

Posted: 29 May 2014 03:00 PM PDT

Sometimes Love Isn't Enough

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: twitter , leaf , cute , love , funny , dating , g rated

This Bus Passenger Totally Schools an Angry Rider

Posted: 29 May 2014 02:30 PM PDT

WARNING: The language gets a bit salty, but in a pretty amazing way. That's what happens when you get upset about a disabled passenger slowing down your bus ride!

Submitted by: (via MrCbv80)

A Truly Magikarpal Look

Posted: 29 May 2014 02:00 PM PDT

A Truly Magikarpal Look

Submitted by: (via ryukman1)

When This Commuter Misses His Bus by Seconds, a Passing Cyclist Pays it Forward With a Good Deed

Posted: 29 May 2014 01:30 PM PDT

The Opportunity Was Too Good to Pass Up

Posted: 29 May 2014 01:00 PM PDT

The Opportunity Was Too Good to Pass Up

These guys couldn't resist either. Nor could these guys.

Submitted by: (via Izismile)

We Keep the Bees, but Who Keeps the Honey?

Posted: 29 May 2014 12:30 PM PDT

We Keep the Bees, but Who Keeps the Honey?

Submitted by: (via jbake4466)

Tagged: bees , facepalm , failbook , g rated

A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

Posted: 29 May 2014 12:03 PM PDT

A Local Fox Affiliate Learns to be Very Careful With Grammar and Punctuation

Maya Angelou had previously canceled a luncheon in Houston earlier in the week for health reasons, though the way this station phrases it she had seemingly decided to cancel after her own passing. Smooth move!

Submitted by: (via SlowSlownews)

Are You Ready for a Weird Night?

Posted: 29 May 2014 12:00 PM PDT

Are You Ready for a Weird Night?

Submitted by: (via Darth Chiapet)

He'll Learn in Time

Posted: 29 May 2014 11:30 AM PDT

He'll Learn in Time

Submitted by: (via summgunn)

Tennis is Cool and All, but Let's Have a Dance-Off First

Posted: 29 May 2014 11:00 AM PDT

Submitted by: (via Roland Garros)

Tagged: dancing , tennis , Video , g rated , win

It Took Ten Years, but This Retired English Gent Was Able to Make a 100-Foot-Long Dragon Out of His Hedge

Posted: 29 May 2014 10:00 AM PDT

It Took Ten Years, but This Retired English Gent Was Able to Make a 100-Foot-Long Dragon Out of His Hedge

Submitted by: (via Laughing Squid)

Tagged: gardening , design , g rated , win

Something Tells Me This Won't Help Your Potassium Problem

Posted: 29 May 2014 09:30 AM PDT

Something Tells Me This Won't Help Your Potassium Problem

Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan)

Tagged: sign , pepper , food , fruit , g rated , fail nation

A Little Toilet Humor

Posted: 29 May 2014 09:00 AM PDT

Outfit. Outfit is the Word You Were Looking For.

Posted: 29 May 2014 08:30 AM PDT

Outfit. Outfit is the Word You Were Looking For.

Submitted by: (via Dumbest Tweets)

The Beastie Boys Were Awesome Like That

Posted: 29 May 2014 08:00 AM PDT

I'll Be Singing Those Songs All Day

Posted: 29 May 2014 07:30 AM PDT

I'll Be Singing Those Songs All Day

Submitted by: (via Dump a Day)

Tagged: nap , kids , parenting , cartoons , g rated

Perfect Homicidal Love

Posted: 29 May 2014 07:00 AM PDT

The Science Behind the One Inch Punch

Posted: 29 May 2014 06:45 AM PDT

The Science Behind the One Inch Punch
"Muscle fibers do not dictate coordination," Rose says, "and coordination and timing are essential factors behind movements like this one-inch punch."

Because the punch happens over such a short amount of time, Lee has to synchronize each segment of the jab—his twisting hip, extending knees, and thrusting shoulder, elbow, and wrist—with incredible accuracy. Furthermore, each joint in Lee's body has a single moment of peak acceleration, and to get maximum juice out of the move, Lee must layer his movements so that each period of peak acceleration follows the last one instantly.

Submitted by: (via Popular Mechanics)

Make Way, Coming Through: In the Battle of Train vs. Truck, Train Usually Wins

Posted: 29 May 2014 06:30 AM PDT

WARNING: Not surprisingly, some language in this video.

Luckily no one was hurt from this encounter, as the truck driver was able to leave his vehicle long before the train arrived. Fun fact: Those are Nutrigrain bars going all over the place.

Submitted by: (via 209Stun34)

Ice Cream Trumps Girlfriends

Posted: 29 May 2014 06:00 AM PDT

He's Real

Posted: 29 May 2014 05:45 AM PDT

Here's All the Proof You Need That it Pays to Keep Going Even After You Stumble

Posted: 29 May 2014 05:00 AM PDT

Submitted by: (via Gordon Attard)

Tagged: race , track , Video , g rated , win

Play till You Drop

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:30 AM PDT

Forget it, Shut Down the Internet. We're Done Now.

Posted: 29 May 2014 04:00 AM PDT

Forget it, Shut Down the Internet. We're Done Now.

Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan)

Tagged: captcha , skynet , failbook , g rated

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