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• Close Call of the Day: Plane Almost Lands on Sunbather at the Beach
• Pack it Up, the Best Selfie Ever is on Top of Rio De Janeiro's Christ the Redeemer Statue
• Who's the Marketing Genius Who Came Up With This One?
• Maybe This One Should Just Stay Out of the Gene Pool
• Is Your Child Too Young to Be the Flower Girl? Just Attach Her to the Dress!
• What Do You Throw on to Go to the Store?
• Cuddling Is a Struggle
• Check Out This List of Banned Bands on Soviet Radio
• What's That Saying About "Never Meet Your Heroes" Again?
• They Will Never Cease to Amaze You
• Just Another Fun Ride With Your Friend-Enemies
• This is What Summer Should Look Like
• Now That's a Solution
• The Zoidberg Business Cards We All Need
• The Tool of Choice for This Vengeful Dollar Store Employee is Weaponized Febreeze
• Nice Try
• @SavedYouAClick is the Anti-Twitter to Today's Clickbait Internet
• Online Outrage of the Day: This is Why Trademark Laws Are Stupid
• Dating in Grade School Was Tough
• Darwin Award Winner of the Day: The World's Dumbest Man Almost Kills Himself With a Tire
• That's How We Roll
• So That's How it Works
• Some People Love Lions, Others Just Want to Play Soccer With Them
• Sleeping Drunks Used as Billboards
• I Don't Think You Understand How Important Phones Are to High Schoolers
• Looking For a Summer Activity?
• That's a Sign of a Good Day, Right?
• Feel Free to Take a Breath Any Time During This Sentence
• I Don't Ask Questions, I Just Water the Plants
• Learning to Use Condoms in Sex Ed Is Tricky
• 9 Weird Drinks
• A Sexual Success
• This 1800s Tractor Takes the New Model to the Woodshed
• If Only it Could Keep Your Whole Head Dry...

Close Call of the Day: Plane Almost Lands on Sunbather at the Beach Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:03 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Thebuzz) Tagged: planes , close call , sunbather , Video , beaches Share on Facebook

Pack it Up, the Best Selfie Ever is on Top of Rio De Janeiro's Christ the Redeemer Statue Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:02 PM PDT Submitted by: (via The Flash Pack) Tagged: brazil , selfie , BAMF Share on Facebook

Who's the Marketing Genius Who Came Up With This One? Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:01 PM PDT Submitted by: (via 4fm Facebook Page) Tagged: monday thru friday , marketing , banana , portable , g rated Share on Facebook

Maybe This One Should Just Stay Out of the Gene Pool Posted: 02 Jun 2014 03:58 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Bad Newspaper) Tagged: facepalm , newspaper , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Is Your Child Too Young to Be the Flower Girl? Just Attach Her to the Dress! Posted: 02 Jun 2014 03:57 PM PDT Was the baby her "something new"? Submitted by: (via TomoNews US) Tagged: baby , FAIL , parenting , wedding Share on Facebook

What Do You Throw on to Go to the Store? Posted: 02 Jun 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: grocery store , poorly dressed , hospital gown , g rated Share on Facebook

Cuddling Is a Struggle Posted: 02 Jun 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Geo Tracker 8) Tagged: cuddling , funny , spooning , the struggle is real , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Check Out This List of Banned Bands on Soviet Radio Posted: 02 Jun 2014 02:45 PM PDT What a bummer! According to Uproxx, the list titled "The approximate list of foreign musical groups and artists whose repertoires contain ideologically harmful compositions" was created by the Youth Wing of the Communist Party and distributed to radio stations in 1985. It's been translated from the original memo: Submitted by: (via Uproxx) Tagged: radio , Music , banned , communism Share on Facebook

What's That Saying About "Never Meet Your Heroes" Again? Posted: 02 Jun 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: irony , whoops , failbook Share on Facebook

They Will Never Cease to Amaze You Posted: 02 Jun 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Mattyice0228) Tagged: monday thru friday , work , customers , dumb , bike , g rated Share on Facebook

Just Another Fun Ride With Your Friend-Enemies Posted: 02 Jun 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Tim Bardong) Tagged: motorcycle , ouch , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

This is What Summer Should Look Like Posted: 02 Jun 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via I Heart Chaos) Tagged: otter pops , summer , freezer , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Now That's a Solution Posted: 02 Jun 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Nilzone) Tagged: alcoholic , funny , wtf , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

The Zoidberg Business Cards We All Need Posted: 02 Jun 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via SuperBaconLover) Tagged: douchebag parkers , Zoidberg , parking , g rated , win Share on Facebook

The Tool of Choice for This Vengeful Dollar Store Employee is Weaponized Febreeze Posted: 02 Jun 2014 11:45 AM PDT After these shoplifters try to get away with their stolen goods, the Family Dollar manager takes things into his own hands. WARNING: Things get heated, with plenty of saucy language. Submitted by: (via Don Blessed Ready) Tagged: rage , Video , karma Share on Facebook

Nice Try Posted: 02 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Pleated Jeans) Tagged: kids , note , parenting , nice try , g rated Share on Facebook

@SavedYouAClick is the Anti-Twitter to Today's Clickbait Internet Posted: 02 Jun 2014 11:29 AM PDT What you're seeing here are tweets from @SavedYouAClick, a Twitter account devoted to answering the dumb questions posed by today's internet headlines (not that we have ever used or condoned such intentionally-vague clickbaiting ahem ahem). With just a few words or a photo attachment, @SavedYouAClick does all the heavy lifting of internet skimming for you, and we're all the better for it. Submitted by: (via @SavedYouAClick) Tagged: twitter , headline , clickbait Share on Facebook

Online Outrage of the Day: This is Why Trademark Laws Are Stupid Posted: 02 Jun 2014 11:15 AM PDT Multiple sellers on online marketplace Zazzle were shocked to find last week that their designs had been taken down as a result of a cease and desist notice by a fellow named Paul Ingrisano, alleging that their work infringed upon his registered trademark. The trademark in question is the symbol for pi. It refers directly to the symbol followed by a period. Even though the sellers on Zazzle did not use a pi with a period, they still received cease and desist letters. Wired spoke to Mark Lemley, a law professor at Stanford University, who said: "if you want to sell T-shirts and on the tag your brand name is the symbol pi, I think that's a reasonable trademark. But if what you want to do is actually prevent people from using the symbol pi on a T-shirt, then I think you're missing the point of trademark law." So why did Ingrisano own the trademark? According to his Facebook page he works at "Pi Production Corp". Submitted by: (via Wired) Tagged: trademarks , pi Share on Facebook

Dating in Grade School Was Tough Posted: 02 Jun 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Via Fill) Tagged: elementary school , funny , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

Darwin Award Winner of the Day: The World's Dumbest Man Almost Kills Himself With a Tire Posted: 02 Jun 2014 10:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Liveleak Video) Tagged: darwin awards , FAIL , box cutter , tires , idiots , Video Share on Facebook

That's How We Roll Posted: 02 Jun 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: craigslist , job , gross , Overshare , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

So That's How it Works Posted: 02 Jun 2014 09:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: bus , hair , haircut , poorly dressed , complementary , g rated Share on Facebook

Some People Love Lions, Others Just Want to Play Soccer With Them Posted: 02 Jun 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via van Gils) Tagged: soccer , lion , Video , animals , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Sleeping Drunks Used as Billboards Posted: 02 Jun 2014 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Yaocho Bar Group) Tagged: billboard , drunk , funny , sleeping , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

I Don't Think You Understand How Important Phones Are to High Schoolers Posted: 02 Jun 2014 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: sneaky , phone , mrs doubtfire , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Looking For a Summer Activity? Posted: 02 Jun 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: kids , parenting , axe , g rated Share on Facebook

That's a Sign of a Good Day, Right? Posted: 02 Jun 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Zook) Tagged: clouds , flipping the bird , whoops , middle finger Share on Facebook

Feel Free to Take a Breath Any Time During This Sentence Posted: 02 Jun 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Bro My God) Tagged: grammar , irony , wikipedia , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

I Don't Ask Questions, I Just Water the Plants Posted: 02 Jun 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via buruuu) Tagged: monday thru friday , work , rain , g rated Share on Facebook

Learning to Use Condoms in Sex Ed Is Tricky Posted: 02 Jun 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Professor Poopy Pants) Tagged: wtf , sex ed , funny , condoms , dating Share on Facebook

9 Weird Drinks Posted: 02 Jun 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via VSauce) Tagged: drinks , wtf , weird , Video , after 12 Share on Facebook

A Sexual Success Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Nocturnal Melody) Tagged: asexual , class , funny , puns Share on Facebook

This 1800s Tractor Takes the New Model to the Woodshed Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via MillarsTractorSpares) Tagged: america , farm , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

If Only it Could Keep Your Whole Head Dry... Posted: 02 Jun 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Bits and Pieces) Tagged: umbrella , youre-doing-it-wrong , facepalm , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

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