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- Gabe's Bicycle Jump is a Disaster, but This Kid's Commentary Makes it the Best
- A "Modern Family" Editor Live-Tweets the Worst Plane Passenger Ever
- Meltdown of the Day: Amy's Baking Company Founder Samy Bouzaglo, From "Kitchen Nightmares" Fame, Attacks a Patron With a Knife
- Some of Us Were Born With These Bangs
- A Local Newscaster Attempts to Interview Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Without Knowing Anything About Their New Film. It Doesn't End Well.
- Exactly Whose Car Are You Filling Up?
- Man Digs Tunnel From House to Pub to Get Away From Wife Snoring
- Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Weird.
- There Aren't a Lot of Options for English Grads
- Just Look at What Contrast Does for Your Skin!
- How to Keep Ice Cream in the Office Freezer
- "Tell Me, am I a Good Doughnut?"
- Good2Go is a Sexual Consent App That Gives Partners the Opportunity to Provide Written Consent Before Doin' the Dirty
- Practice Safe Cooking With This Condom Recipe Book
- Have Fun, Kids...
- The Perfect Quilt for a Power (Pellet) Nap
- Efficiency?
- Forgive Me Father, for I Did Not Like That Post
- It Really Messes You Up
- Tricking Your Way Through Turkey
- "What's That About Cameras?"
- This Guy's Outfit Will Have You Seeing Red
- Your Love Is Unbreakable
- Let's Talk This Out
- Some Bars Have No Dress Codes
- Eyes Make Everything Better
- Bing Wins it Again With This Translation
- University Of Baltimore Has Class on Marvel Movies
- Apple-Flavored Apple Apples
- One Stylish Cowboy
| Gabe's Bicycle Jump is a Disaster, but This Kid's Commentary Makes it the Best Posted: 29 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT |
| A "Modern Family" Editor Live-Tweets the Worst Plane Passenger Ever Posted: 29 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT |
| Posted: 29 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT Amy's Baking Company had a notorious meltdown last year after appearing on "Kitchen Nightmares" and then taking to social media to defend themselves. It seems not much has changed... Submitted by: (via TMZ) |
| Some of Us Were Born With These Bangs Posted: 29 Sep 2014 04:00 PM PDT |
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| Exactly Whose Car Are You Filling Up? Posted: 29 Sep 2014 03:30 PM PDT |
| Man Digs Tunnel From House to Pub to Get Away From Wife Snoring Posted: 29 Sep 2014 03:30 PM PDT The wife has a bad snore on her and after watching the Shawshank Redemption on RTE one night in 1994, I decided to do something about it so I waited til she was in a deep sleep and then set about digging a hole under the bed in the direction of the pub. I used all manner of tools from spoons to a heavy duty tunnel boring machine I managed to sneak down there when she was at the shops. It wasn't until 2009 that I hit the jackpot and came up through the women's toilet mop and bucket room. Submitted by: (via Tyrone Tribulations) |
| Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Weird. Posted: 29 Sep 2014 03:00 PM PDT |
| There Aren't a Lot of Options for English Grads Posted: 29 Sep 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Bigus Geekus) Tagged: english , depressing , funny , google , graduate school , options , g rated , School of FAIL |
| Just Look at What Contrast Does for Your Skin! Posted: 29 Sep 2014 02:00 PM PDT |
| How to Keep Ice Cream in the Office Freezer Posted: 29 Sep 2014 01:30 PM PDT |
| "Tell Me, am I a Good Doughnut?" Posted: 29 Sep 2014 01:00 PM PDT |
| Posted: 29 Sep 2014 12:59 PM PDT Sexual consent is something that you should always get from your partner before you bang. But is an app really the best way to go about getting it? For starters, talk about a moodkiller. "Here, before we go any further, let me have you complete this form on my phone. So hawt." Second, if someone is "pretty wasted," as one of the app's sobriety options reads, are they going to truthfully report said sobriety while they're drunk, knowing full well that marking "pretty wasted" kills the consent process? If you're drunk and ready, you're drunk and ready, and your phone yapping at you saying that you don't give consent is only liable to piss you off, not stop what you're about to do. Third, if one party does in fact revoke consent mid-sex, what are you doing to do? Pull out your phone again and change your answer from "I'm Good2Go" to "No, Thanks?" Fourth, tying into the last point, what is the app actually meant to accomplish from a legal perspective? How is someone going to prove that they revoked consent when they originally put "I'm Good2Go" at the start of the encounter? "You see, Your Honor, I know I said that I was Good2Go, but then I changed my mind and was Bad2Go like five minutes in!" "Too bad! The app says you were Good2Go and that's it! Case closed!" Last, but perhaps not least, I can barely type my lock screen password in while I'm drunk. Am I really going to be able choose consent, choose my (truthful) sobriety level, put in my phone number and create a password all as quickly as they claim you can? Unlikely. All in all, sexual consent isn't just a good idea: it's mandatory. End of story. But bringing in a confusing app complete with phone numbers, passwords, and dubious legal authority might not be the best way to get it. Plus it just ends up reminding me of this: Submitted by: (via Admin Good2Go) |
| Practice Safe Cooking With This Condom Recipe Book Posted: 29 Sep 2014 12:30 PM PDT Kyosuke Kagami's book entitled Condom Meals I Want to Make for You promises to show you all number of stuffed foods and ways you can incorporate a little rubber into your cooking. We know, it's everything you've asked for. You're welcome. Submitted by: (via Happy Place) |
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| The Perfect Quilt for a Power (Pellet) Nap Posted: 29 Sep 2014 11:00 AM PDT |
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| Forgive Me Father, for I Did Not Like That Post Posted: 29 Sep 2014 10:00 AM PDT |
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| Tricking Your Way Through Turkey Posted: 29 Sep 2014 09:00 AM PDT |
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| This Guy's Outfit Will Have You Seeing Red Posted: 29 Sep 2014 08:00 AM PDT |
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| Bing Wins it Again With This Translation Posted: 29 Sep 2014 05:30 AM PDT From the submitter: The translation was supposed to be "2 sisters taking selfies" but apparently the word used for "taking selfies" is the same for "masturbating." It must make certain conversations awkward in Vietnam... Submitted by: JRChadwick |
| University Of Baltimore Has Class on Marvel Movies Posted: 29 Sep 2014 05:00 AM PDT College classes, which used to only cover old-fashioned concepts like math and Beyoncé, are finally getting with the times and taking on the subjects that really matter. No, not computer programming or military drone maintenance, we're talking about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Baltimore's University Of Baltimore—home of the Fightin' Poes—is now offering a class on Marvel's movies and their "important insights into modern culture." The class will apparently focus on the ways that movies like Guardians Of The Galaxy and The Avengers explore issues like "the nature of heroism," "our willingness to trade freedom for security," and, obviously, "the great responsibilities that come with wielding great power." Submitted by: (via AV Club) |
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