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• A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever
• Go for the Date That Will Give You Cookies
• Nine People Were Stuck in an Elevator, so They Did the Only Thing They Could: Sing Aerosmith
• Bad Advice of the Day: Don Lemon Suggests Cosby Assault Victim Should Have Used Teeth
• What Can't You Be Suspended for These Days?
• Truly the Most Complex Puzzle
• This Old Italian Chef is a Delight, but He Will Never Pronounce "Worcestershire Sauce"
• Why Observe the Moon When You Can Eat It?
• Christmas Comes Early for This Santa Knocking Down a Post Office
• Brothers: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be
• Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine is Almost as Good as Getting the Money Yourself
• Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone
• Senri Kawaguchi is Only 16 Years Old and She's KILLING it on the Drums
• Rare Footage of People Calling Out Dumb Headlines
• Hey, They're Still Good Memories
• Please?
• The Most Portland Thing to Ever Portland: Local Statues Get Yarn-Bomb Sweaters as Winter Approaches
• Make it Nice and Pointy
• Lets Hope the Truck Tips Over
• Expert Driver Ken Block is Back With Crazy Car Stunts in Los Angeles
• Don't Even Bother Asking What "Speed Dating" Looks Like
• The Family That Brought Us "Christmas Jammies" and "Baby Got Class" Celebrates Thanksgiving With "All About That Baste"
• Relationship Goals
• Nope, Never Going to Bother With Kids
• Those Things Are Actually Multi-Purpose
• I'm Getting Vertigo From This Amazing Tattoo
• How Do I Become a Member?
• These Are Popping Up All Over
• That's the Whole Work Day For Some of Us
• Because Looking at a Calendar is Just too Hard

A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:00 PM PST From WFTV: An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said. They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday. His is the human condition, the struggle we all face. Bless you, drunk-munchies cyclist guy. Submitted by: (via WFTV) Tagged: taco bell , news , drunk , Probably bad News Share on Facebook

Go for the Date That Will Give You Cookies Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan) Tagged: twitter , grandma , relationships , dating , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Nine People Were Stuck in an Elevator, so They Did the Only Thing They Could: Sing Aerosmith Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:00 PM PST This crazy scenario went down in Bristol's University of the West of England. We'd like to think they were all just a little tipsy and didn't even know they were trapped in that elevator. Submitted by: (via Ben Atkins Chafer) Tagged: Music , elevator , stuck , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Bad Advice of the Day: Don Lemon Suggests Cosby Assault Victim Should Have Used Teeth Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:30 PM PST Ouch. When life hands you Lemon, things get awkward really fast. In an interview Tuesday with Joan Tarshis, one of the women who recently spoke up about new allegations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, CNN anchor Don Lemon offered some very unusual advice on how she might have avoided it. Lemon: You — you know, there are ways not to perform oral sex if you didn't want to do it. Tarshis: I was kind of stoned at the time, and quite honestly, that didn't even enter my mind. Now I wish it would have. Lemon: Right. Meaning the using of the teeth, right? Following the interview, Twitter users took to the hashtag #DonLemonReporting to express their meme-rage. I mean really, Mrs. Kennedy, did your husband have to be riding around in a convertible? #DonLemonReporting — Stephanie Levy (@stephanie_levy) November 19, 2014 "Yes, but the Hindenburg could have just turned left, did anyone think to turn left?" #DonLemonReporting — Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 19, 2014 Show me on this doll where you're faking your allegations. #DonLemonReporting — Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) November 19, 2014 Bruce Wayne should thank the man who killed his parents. That man gave him the motivation to become Batman. #DonLemonReporting — L. Brothers Media (@LBrothersMedia) November 19, 2014 "Buffalo residents, If you didn't want to be buried in snow, then why do you live in Buffalo?" #DonLemonReporting — The Democrat Machine (@DemocratMachine) November 19, 2014 Submitted by: (via YouLatestNews) Tagged: don lemon , bill cosby , facepalm , bad advice , interview , Video Share on Facebook

What Can't You Be Suspended for These Days? Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via KRQE) Tagged: smarties , candy , kids , funny , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Truly the Most Complex Puzzle Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via iforeigni) Tagged: men , puzzle , funny , women , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

This Old Italian Chef is a Delight, but He Will Never Pronounce "Worcestershire Sauce" Posted: 19 Nov 2014 03:00 PM PST WARNING: Language in this video. Submitted by: (via OrsaraRecipes) Tagged: engrish , food , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Why Observe the Moon When You Can Eat It? Posted: 19 Nov 2014 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: (via Sam Sweet Milk) Tagged: moon , observatory , Astronomy , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Christmas Comes Early for This Santa Knocking Down a Post Office Posted: 19 Nov 2014 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via Channels Hot) Tagged: Criminally Dumb Criminal , santa , Probably bad News , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Brothers: Not All They're Cracked Up to Be Posted: 19 Nov 2014 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: (via tpolisher) Tagged: tumblr , brother , siblings , failbook Share on Facebook

Watching These Aussies Win at a Japanese Gambling Machine is Almost as Good as Getting the Money Yourself Posted: 19 Nov 2014 12:30 PM PST WARNING: Language and insane neon colors in this video. And jackpots. Submitted by: (via maxmoefoetwo) Tagged: arcade , australia , gambling , Video , oh Japan , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Possibly the Worst Way to Breakup With Someone Posted: 19 Nov 2014 12:29 PM PST If you're going to break up with someone it's probably best you don't do it in a text. And if you do send a text it's probably best if you don't send a list of every possible thing that you found wrong in the relationship. Life lessons people, we're handing them out like hotcakes. However I totally get the why she was being rude to your cat...That's a deal breaker, ladies. This guy knows what I'm talking about: Submitted by: (via Amy Nelmes) Tagged: wtf , problem , relationships , funny Share on Facebook

Senri Kawaguchi is Only 16 Years Old and She's KILLING it on the Drums Posted: 19 Nov 2014 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Senri Kawaguchi) Tagged: Music , Kickass Kid , drums , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Rare Footage of People Calling Out Dumb Headlines Posted: 19 Nov 2014 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Raveynfyre) Tagged: religion , conspiracy , headline , islam , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Hey, They're Still Good Memories Posted: 19 Nov 2014 10:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via D-e-l-i-r-i-a-n-e-r-v-o-s-a) Tagged: memory , message , online dating , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Please? Posted: 19 Nov 2014 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via The Meta Picture) Tagged: monday thru friday , the help , resume , g rated Share on Facebook

The Most Portland Thing to Ever Portland: Local Statues Get Yarn-Bomb Sweaters as Winter Approaches Posted: 19 Nov 2014 09:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Laughing Squid) Tagged: Knitta Please , statue , sweater , yarn , hacked irl , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Make it Nice and Pointy Posted: 19 Nov 2014 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via shapewhyteman's instagram) Tagged: hair , poorly dressed , haircut , pointy , g rated Share on Facebook

Lets Hope the Truck Tips Over Posted: 19 Nov 2014 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via InsatiableSarah) Tagged: accident , wine , truck , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Expert Driver Ken Block is Back With Crazy Car Stunts in Los Angeles Posted: 19 Nov 2014 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via TheHoonigans) Tagged: cars , driving , stunt , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Don't Even Bother Asking What "Speed Dating" Looks Like Posted: 19 Nov 2014 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Joanne Casey) Tagged: Norway , sign , accidental gross , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

The Family That Brought Us "Christmas Jammies" and "Baby Got Class" Celebrates Thanksgiving With "All About That Baste" Posted: 19 Nov 2014 07:15 AM PST Check out their previous "hits" here and here. Submitted by: (via The Holderness Family) Tagged: all about that bass , kids , thanksgiving , parody , parenting , family , Video Share on Facebook

Relationship Goals Posted: 19 Nov 2014 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via Hermes2611) Tagged: naked , wtf , Cats , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Nope, Never Going to Bother With Kids Posted: 19 Nov 2014 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Awkward Messages) Tagged: tantrum , twitter , kids , parenting , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Those Things Are Actually Multi-Purpose Posted: 19 Nov 2014 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via NoahsArcade84) Tagged: monday thru friday , thermostat , cold , multipurpose , g rated Share on Facebook

I'm Getting Vertigo From This Amazing Tattoo Posted: 19 Nov 2014 05:30 AM PST This is just one of many amazing tattoo designs by Paul O'Rourke. Submitted by: (via Paul O'Rourke) Tagged: mind blown , design , tattoos , g rated , illusion , win Share on Facebook

How Do I Become a Member? Posted: 19 Nov 2014 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: (via rlycoolgurl) Tagged: poorly dressed , lazy , hat , g rated Share on Facebook

These Are Popping Up All Over Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: (via Scotty649) Tagged: sign , husband , pub , day care , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

That's the Whole Work Day For Some of Us Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:15 AM PST Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: monday thru friday , lolcats , the internets , meeting , g rated Share on Facebook

Because Looking at a Calendar is Just too Hard Posted: 19 Nov 2014 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: calendar , facepalm , chain mail , hoax , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

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