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• Today's Badass Defended Himself From a Shark Attack With Nothing but a Fishing Harpoon
• It's All About Value
• Anti-Vax Jenny McCarthy Asks Twitter a Question, and Gets the Answers She Should Have Seen Coming
• I Can't MAKE Coffee Until I've HAD Coffee
• Always Follow Customer Instructions as Closely as Possible
• Don't Brag Unless You Brought Enough to Share
• Well, That's Not Weird
• Cringe of the Day: Farrah Abraham, from Teen Mom, Releases "Blowin" Music Video
• First Task of the Day
• The Fake Twitter Account for Epcot Center is Better Than the Real Thing Could Ever Be
• More Like Crazy AWESOME
• Camera 'Copters Give Us a Close-Up Look of a Volcano in Action
• This is What Rage Looks Like
• Notice No One Is Running Over
• Miley Cyrus's Tour Bus Catches Fire
• What Was Your First Clue?
• St. Patrick's Day in Japan
• Subway: Dress Fresh
• Dude, You Could Have Had TWO CHICKENS!
• Justice is Served
• See if You Can Spot the Differences in This Totally Erroneous Map That Made it to Spanish TV
• Way to Go Taco Bell
• After Seeing This Video, You'll Believe the Hottest New DJ Tool is a Jeep
• St. Patrick's Day With Betty White Would Be Amazing
• What is It?
• The Canadian Press Gets it Right
• Getting a Little Ahead of Yourself
• Sometimes You Just Need to Look Forward
• Internet Dating in a Nutshell

Today's Badass Defended Himself From a Shark Attack With Nothing but a Fishing Harpoon Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:03 PM PDT This is three and a half minutes worth of evidence to never go into the ocean ever again. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: scuba , sharks , BAMF , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

It's All About Value Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:02 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Neil DeGrasse Tyson) Tagged: twitter , students , cheating , quote , Neil deGrasse Tyson , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Anti-Vax Jenny McCarthy Asks Twitter a Question, and Gets the Answers She Should Have Seen Coming Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:01 PM PDT Besides being a Playboy Playmate and a host of the view, Jenny McCarthy is known for her outlandish claims of "curing" her her son's autism with a gluten-free diet and claiming that vaccines are full of toxins while injecting her face with the most toxic protein known to science. She recently asked the internet a very stupid question that had responses she should have known were coming. We've listed a few below. You can check out more here. Submitted by: (via Slate) Tagged: crazy , twitter , stupid , jenny mccarthy Share on Facebook

I Can't MAKE Coffee Until I've HAD Coffee Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:01 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , coffee maker , work , morning , coffee , g rated Share on Facebook

Always Follow Customer Instructions as Closely as Possible Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via meme*****) Tagged: monday thru friday , baking , work , instructions , g rated Share on Facebook

Don't Brag Unless You Brought Enough to Share Posted: 18 Mar 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via 3aTroop) Tagged: dude parts , Overshare , sexy times , failbook Share on Facebook

Well, That's Not Weird Posted: 18 Mar 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Metro UK) Tagged: Sexy Ladies , wtf , text , sexy times , funny , dating Share on Facebook

Cringe of the Day: Farrah Abraham, from Teen Mom, Releases "Blowin" Music Video Posted: 18 Mar 2014 02:45 PM PDT I dare you to watch more than thirty seconds. Submitted by: (via Farrah Abraham) Tagged: farrah abraham , videos , cringe Share on Facebook

First Task of the Day Posted: 18 Mar 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , Canada , work , Meanwhile , winter , g rated Share on Facebook

The Fake Twitter Account for Epcot Center is Better Than the Real Thing Could Ever Be Posted: 18 Mar 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: twitter , epcot , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

More Like Crazy AWESOME Posted: 18 Mar 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: teenage mutant ninja turtles , TMNT , poorly dressed , backpack , g rated Share on Facebook

Camera 'Copters Give Us a Close-Up Look of a Volcano in Action Posted: 18 Mar 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: volcano , science , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This is What Rage Looks Like Posted: 18 Mar 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via belbivfreeordie) Tagged: food , pizza , ripoff , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Notice No One Is Running Over Posted: 18 Mar 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via google) Tagged: funny , women , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Miley Cyrus's Tour Bus Catches Fire Posted: 18 Mar 2014 11:55 AM PDT While on its way to New Orleans for a concert, Miley's tour bus burst into flames on the road and was destroyed. Her younger sister posted multiple videos of the inferno on Instagram. She later tweeted that there were no injuries but gave no details on how the fire started. Submitted by: (via Chron) Tagged: tour bus , fire , miley cyrus , celeb Share on Facebook

What Was Your First Clue? Posted: 18 Mar 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Bad Newspaper) Tagged: duh , bridge , newspaper , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

St. Patrick's Day in Japan Posted: 18 Mar 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Carlos Quinn) Tagged: wtf , St Patrick's Day , Japan , funny , Video , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Subway: Dress Fresh Posted: 18 Mar 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , poorly dressed , work , Subway , dress , g rated Share on Facebook

Dude, You Could Have Had TWO CHICKENS! Posted: 18 Mar 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: tess Tagged: breakfast , eggs , facepalm , science , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Justice is Served Posted: 18 Mar 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via TheFastAndDerFuhrer) Tagged: cars , douchebag parkers , parking , revenge , g rated , win Share on Facebook

See if You Can Spot the Differences in This Totally Erroneous Map That Made it to Spanish TV Posted: 18 Mar 2014 08:30 AM PDT SPOILERS, here's the real deal for those playing at home: Submitted by: (via Arbroath) Tagged: whoops , geography , Maps , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Way to Go Taco Bell Posted: 18 Mar 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Google) Tagged: taco bell , wtf , hot sauce , proposal , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

After Seeing This Video, You'll Believe the Hottest New DJ Tool is a Jeep Posted: 18 Mar 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Music , jeep , cars , Video Share on Facebook

St. Patrick's Day With Betty White Would Be Amazing Posted: 18 Mar 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via TV Land) Tagged: St Patrick's Day , awesome , Party , betty white , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

What is It? Posted: 18 Mar 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: baby , chick , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

The Canadian Press Gets it Right Posted: 18 Mar 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via obeluss) Tagged: quotes , justin bieber , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Getting a Little Ahead of Yourself Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Quoth_the_Raven_) Tagged: FAIL , parenting , facebook , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Sometimes You Just Need to Look Forward Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via NASCAR) Tagged: nascar , bad idea , Danica Patrick , crash , funny , Video Share on Facebook

Internet Dating in a Nutshell Posted: 18 Mar 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via google) Tagged: online dating , funny , dating Share on Facebook

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