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• Terry Shipman Wanted to See if His Dogs Could Get as Many Retweets as Ellen's Celebs. He's Already at 60,000 and Counting.
• Some Kids Can't Sit Still During Church...
• Behold, The Most Glorious "Eff You" in Soccer History
• A Delivery Guy's Worst Nightmare
• Sick of Frozen? This Father's Got Your Anthem
• Jerk of the Day: Passenger Leaves Rude Note For Female Pilot, but Her Response is PERFECT
• I'm Viking Where This is Going
• Gotta Give Credit for Determination Though!
• This Kid Takes $20 And Turns it Into a Gift for Everyone Else
• Your Profile Isn't Clever
• Updated Label Leads to Notable Uptick in Sales
• First One to Find it Gets a Prize!
• This Facebook Brag Cost a Family $80,000
• Bros Look After Bros
• This Middle School Student Wrote a Pretty Amazing Poem, But They Wrote an Even Better BACKWARDS Poem
• If You Test This at a Restaurant, You Have Guts
• When You Have a Daughter
• You Can't Take This Sedan, it Demands to be Free
• Those Who Allergy Together, Stay Together
• What Is Paresthesia
• Japan And its Adorable Beers
• A Kid With a Cause
• A Former WWE Star Gives His Pet Goat the Best Name
• Colorful Conversationalist
• Never Has a Bootleg Been More Honest
• When Dad Jokes Spread to the Office
• You're at a Strange Height
• A Graphical Representation
• What Are You Like?
• A Little Cartoon Invasion of Life

Terry Shipman Wanted to See if His Dogs Could Get as Many Retweets as Ellen's Celebs. He's Already at 60,000 and Counting. Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:04 PM PST Terry was just an ordinary guy with a dozen followers when he decided to get a retweet train rolling based on Ellen's famous Oscars celebrity picture. Overnight he's gained more than two thousand followers and the train is still rolling. So hey, if you feel like challenging the celebrity Twittersphere, give it a retweet! Submitted by: Unknown (via Terry Shipman) Tagged: retweet , dogs , twitter , pets , ellen degeneres Share on Facebook

Some Kids Can't Sit Still During Church... Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:02 PM PST ...but it's OK, they're just trying to direct the church choir. Check out more awesome kids with our new search feature! Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: kids , cute , parenting , church , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

Behold, The Most Glorious "Eff You" in Soccer History Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:01 PM PST Cristiano Ronaldo wants the ball boy to hurry up and give him the ball. Ball boy doesn't appreciate Ronaldo's tone. SERVED. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: ball boy , cristiano ronaldo , futbol , Video , sports , soccer , Real Madrid , trolltube , g rated , win Share on Facebook

A Delivery Guy's Worst Nightmare Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via sangwhangers) Tagged: monday thru friday , pizza , work , hunger games , delivery , g rated Share on Facebook

Sick of Frozen? This Father's Got Your Anthem Posted: 05 Mar 2014 03:58 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via null) Tagged: disney , frozen , Music , parenting , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

Jerk of the Day: Passenger Leaves Rude Note For Female Pilot, but Her Response is PERFECT Posted: 05 Mar 2014 03:45 PM PST Upon hearing that his flight was being led by a woman, a passenger left this note for pilot Carey Smith Steacy. She posted photos of the note to her Facebook page, along with this response: To @David in 12E on my flight #463 from Calgary to Victoria today. It was my pleasure flying you safely to your destination. Thank you for the note you discreetly left me on your seat. You made sure to ask the flight attendants before we left if I had enough hours to be the Captain so safety is important to you, too. I respectfully disagree with your opinion that the "cockpit" (we now call it the flight deck as no c*cks [Ed: Obviously she did not censor herself] are required) is no place for a lady. In fact, there are no places that are not for ladies anymore. I have heard many comments from people throughout my 17 year career as a pilot. Most of them positive. Your note is, without a doubt, the funniest. It was a joke, right? RIGHT?? I thought, not. You were more than welcome to deplane when you heard I was a "fair lady." You have that right. Funny, we all, us humans, have the same rights in this great free country of ours. Now, back to my most important role, being a mother. Submitted by: Unknown (via lauie) Tagged: monday thru friday , sexism , work , note , pilot , jerk Share on Facebook

I'm Viking Where This is Going Posted: 05 Mar 2014 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: TeknoDemon Tagged: Thor , movies , puns , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Gotta Give Credit for Determination Though! Posted: 05 Mar 2014 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: how , ace ventura , parking , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

This Kid Takes $20 And Turns it Into a Gift for Everyone Else Posted: 05 Mar 2014 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: random act of kindness , restoring faith in humanity week , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Your Profile Isn't Clever Posted: 05 Mar 2014 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: Robbie Tagged: rage , private , clever , online dating , funny , g rated Share on Facebook

Updated Label Leads to Notable Uptick in Sales Posted: 05 Mar 2014 01:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: food , grocery store , label , monday thru friday , work , g rated Share on Facebook

First One to Find it Gets a Prize! Posted: 05 Mar 2014 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: Pearlie Tagged: well played , hidden , BS , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

This Facebook Brag Cost a Family $80,000 Posted: 05 Mar 2014 12:59 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Yahoo) Tagged: whoops , bragging , facebook , lawsuit , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Bros Look After Bros Posted: 05 Mar 2014 12:58 PM PST Looking for more random acts of kindness and human awesomeness? Use our new search feature! Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: random act of kindness , bros , gym , workout , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This Middle School Student Wrote a Pretty Amazing Poem, But They Wrote an Even Better BACKWARDS Poem Posted: 05 Mar 2014 12:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit) Tagged: clever , g rated , win , poetry Share on Facebook

If You Test This at a Restaurant, You Have Guts Posted: 05 Mar 2014 12:00 PM PST Submitted by: Rachelt816 Tagged: bitch please , wine , failbook Share on Facebook

When You Have a Daughter Posted: 05 Mar 2014 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via bobbogreeno) Tagged: bows , accessories , facial hair , kids , parenting , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook

You Can't Take This Sedan, it Demands to be Free Posted: 05 Mar 2014 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: whoops , gifs , cars , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

Those Who Allergy Together, Stay Together Posted: 05 Mar 2014 10:00 AM PST This is a real thing... WTF? Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wtf , food allergy , online dating , funny , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

What Is Paresthesia Posted: 05 Mar 2014 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: science , paresthesia , funny , Video , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Japan And its Adorable Beers Posted: 05 Mar 2014 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: beer , adorable , wtf , Japan , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

A Kid With a Cause Posted: 05 Mar 2014 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: sign , Protest , kids , spider , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

A Former WWE Star Gives His Pet Goat the Best Name Posted: 05 Mar 2014 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Uproxx) Tagged: wwf , twitter , goat , wwe , pets , puns , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Colorful Conversationalist Posted: 05 Mar 2014 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Amazon) Tagged: poorly dressed , language , t shirts , g rated Share on Facebook

Never Has a Bootleg Been More Honest Posted: 05 Mar 2014 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Neatorama) Tagged: DVD , oldboy , knockoff , fail nation Share on Facebook

When Dad Jokes Spread to the Office Posted: 05 Mar 2014 06:15 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , work , dad jokes , note , g rated Share on Facebook

You're at a Strange Height Posted: 05 Mar 2014 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: tall , heights , funny , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

A Graphical Representation Posted: 05 Mar 2014 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: science , infographic , math , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

What Are You Like? Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wine , choices , infographic , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

A Little Cartoon Invasion of Life Posted: 05 Mar 2014 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Hombre McSteez) Tagged: art , hacked irl , photogrpahy , g rated , win Share on Facebook

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