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• The Portuguese Navy Could Learn a Thing or Two More About Remote-Controlled Drones
• It's Not Too Late to Get Easter Bunny Photos!
• The Most Florida Headline of the Day: This Woman Went on a Crack Binge, Gave Birth, and Gnawed off Her Own Umbilical Cord
• The World's Only Drive-By Trick Shot
• 9 Ways Jesus Could Have Turnt Up the Last Supper
• Watch Applicants React to this Insane Job Description
• The Death of History and Taxes
• Our Neighbors to the...North? (Male Edition)
• A Wizard is Always on Time, Unless There's Traffic
• This Dad Makes Lunches That Are Almost Too Cute to Eat
• Paint Jobs Imitate Life
• Pondering the Really Important Questions
• Pro Tip
• Russian Firefighters Make Their Own Fun, and it Puts Your Water Parks to Shame
• Idiot of the Day: Guy That Gets Kicked Out of a Nightclub Proceeds to Fight a Bin and Loses
• A Tale of Mother and Son
• Now That's a Drinking Solution!
• A Better Kind of Birthday Suit
• Palindromes Are Tough, People
• How an Only Child Plays School
• Tricky Tricky
• Safety Training?
• Cats Love the Same Things We Do
• Ladies Love the Beard
• A Game of Chemists
• Jimmy Johns' Has Brilliant Bathroom Tiles That Ask You What Type of Restroom User You Are
• I'll Take It
• Just a Tip for All You Prom Goers
• You Gotta Dig Deep to Make it Work, Though
• A Cute Little Kitty in Your Pocket
• Drake Is Very Loving
• Watch the Most Massive Game of Jenga Ever Played

The Portuguese Navy Could Learn a Thing or Two More About Remote-Controlled Drones Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:05 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Pedro Lima) Tagged: whoops , military , drones , Video Share on Facebook

It's Not Too Late to Get Easter Bunny Photos! Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:04 PM PDT You still have a few days left! Submitted by: Unknown (via null) Tagged: easter , kids , parenting , family photos , Easter Bunny Share on Facebook

The Most Florida Headline of the Day: This Woman Went on a Crack Binge, Gave Birth, and Gnawed off Her Own Umbilical Cord Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:02 PM PDT There isn't much more that can be said other than that. I'll let the news piece speak for itself: Vincent Terry, Hassell's boyfriend, left with the 11-month-old boy to run an errand, so Hassell delivered the baby alone in the bathtub. According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, Hassell even cut the umbilical cord with her teeth. "At one point, according to her telling investigators, the baby stopped breathing," said Judge Cochran, public information officer for the Marion County Sheriff's Office. Hassell's first call wasn't to 911, though. It was to her boyfriend, who she told to hurry up and get back to the motel. But, as Terry sped to return, he was pulled over by Marion County deputies. He was wanted for attempted murder in Colorado. Her other child, 11 months old, is in state custody. There are no words, people. Submitted by: (via MyNews13) Tagged: news , what , florida Share on Facebook

The World's Only Drive-By Trick Shot Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via GoPro) Tagged: cars , trick shot , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

9 Ways Jesus Could Have Turnt Up the Last Supper Posted: 17 Apr 2014 03:58 PM PDT Easter is this Sunday, April 20th, so here are some suggestions to help Jesus turnt up his Last Supper. Submitted by: (via cheezburger ) Tagged: jesus , last supper , easter , 420 , Video Share on Facebook

Watch Applicants React to this Insane Job Description Posted: 17 Apr 2014 03:57 PM PDT Certain people have been trying to tell us this all along. Submitted by: (via cardstore) Tagged: monday thru friday , kids , work , parenting , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

The Death of History and Taxes Posted: 17 Apr 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Anon Tagged: political , welfare , taxes , facepalm , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Our Neighbors to the...North? (Male Edition) Posted: 17 Apr 2014 03:00 PM PDT Will we ever learn? Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: Canada , poorly dressed , t shirts Share on Facebook

A Wizard is Always on Time, Unless There's Traffic Posted: 17 Apr 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via NuKsUkOw) Tagged: lord of the rings , gandalf , cars , wizard , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This Dad Makes Lunches That Are Almost Too Cute to Eat Posted: 17 Apr 2014 02:00 PM PDT Beau at Lunchbox Dad makes these adorable bento lunches for his kids. Check out his site for more ideas and recipes. Submitted by: (via Lunchbox Dad) Tagged: kids , cute , lunchbox , lunch , parenting , bento , g rated Share on Facebook

Paint Jobs Imitate Life Posted: 17 Apr 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Bits and Pieces) Tagged: fire , cars , truck , irony , paint job , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Pondering the Really Important Questions Posted: 17 Apr 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via @J2theMo13) Tagged: monday thru friday , question , twitter , meeting , work Share on Facebook

Pro Tip Posted: 17 Apr 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Kush and Wizdom) Tagged: pro tip , quote , funny , weird , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Russian Firefighters Make Their Own Fun, and it Puts Your Water Parks to Shame Posted: 17 Apr 2014 12:29 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Same People) Tagged: only in russia , firefighters , DIY , whee , Video Share on Facebook

Idiot of the Day: Guy That Gets Kicked Out of a Nightclub Proceeds to Fight a Bin and Loses Posted: 17 Apr 2014 12:01 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Darren Mullen) Tagged: FAIL , idiots , Video , nightclub Share on Facebook

A Tale of Mother and Son Posted: 17 Apr 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Jim Palfreyman Tagged: zing , parenting , kids these days , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Now That's a Drinking Solution! Posted: 17 Apr 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Beauty and Rags) Tagged: drinking , wtf , awesome , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

A Better Kind of Birthday Suit Posted: 17 Apr 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: cake , poorly dressed , birthday , sweatshirt , lightning , Cats , win , g rated Share on Facebook

Palindromes Are Tough, People Posted: 17 Apr 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Nugster Tagged: date , palindrome , genius , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

How an Only Child Plays School Posted: 17 Apr 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via trucmoche) Tagged: school , kids , cute , parenting , chalkboard , Cats , g rated Share on Facebook

Tricky Tricky Posted: 17 Apr 2014 09:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Unknown) Tagged: homework , tricky , idiots , funny , white out , g rated Share on Facebook

Safety Training? Posted: 17 Apr 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: jc2581 Tagged: trains , safety , dangerous , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Cats Love the Same Things We Do Posted: 17 Apr 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Ryan Conners' Folk Art) Tagged: monday thru friday , coffee maker , work , coffee , Cats , g rated Share on Facebook

Ladies Love the Beard Posted: 17 Apr 2014 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Hester Lee) Tagged: beard , awesome , ladies , lovin-it , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

A Game of Chemists Posted: 17 Apr 2014 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: chlocef Tagged: Game of Thrones , nerdgasm , science , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Jimmy Johns' Has Brilliant Bathroom Tiles That Ask You What Type of Restroom User You Are Posted: 17 Apr 2014 07:30 AM PDT So many different ways to whiz! [via: gonzoletti] Submitted by: Tagged: bathrooms , jimmy johns bathroom tiles , jimmy johns , peeing , restrooms , g rated , win Share on Facebook

I'll Take It Posted: 17 Apr 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Unknown) Tagged: beer , sign , hops , funny , salad , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Just a Tip for All You Prom Goers Posted: 17 Apr 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Unknown) Tagged: jesus , dancing , prom , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

You Gotta Dig Deep to Make it Work, Though Posted: 17 Apr 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via da_puginto) Tagged: socket , bad idea , graffiti , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

A Cute Little Kitty in Your Pocket Posted: 17 Apr 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via wheretoget) Tagged: pocket , poorly dressed , flipping the bird , Cats , g rated Share on Facebook

Drake Is Very Loving Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Twitter) Tagged: Drake , relationships , girlfriend , funny , dating Share on Facebook

Watch the Most Massive Game of Jenga Ever Played Posted: 17 Apr 2014 04:00 AM PDT Be very careful! Submitted by: (via Cat® Products) Tagged: jenga , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

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