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• WTF of the Day: Texas Teacher Fired After Giving a 15 Year Old Student a Lap Dance in Front of Class for His Birthday
• Don't Have an Electronic Toothbrush? This Kid Improvises by Attaching a Toothbrush to a Gun
• Your Phrasing is Bazaar
• I'm Glad We Had This Talk, Dad
• Zero to Stupid in 7.6 Seconds
• Feel the Sadness
• These Are the Rarest, Most Beautiful, and Least Expensive Guns You'll Ever See
• The Circle of Life
• That is APPALLING But No Seriously Send Them Please
• How Not to Celebrate Graduation
• It's All About That High Score
• The Eternal Struggle
• Another Reminder That Helmets Save Lives
• Fail of the Day: Biker Starts Splitting Lanes and Gets a Big Surprise
• Classic: This Guy Manages Impossible Climbing Feats
• They Made a Show About That, It Was Called Breaking Bad
• For Someone Who Loves Cats All the Way Down to the Soles of Their Feet
• Windows: Not Rocket Science, but Don't Tell These Geniuses
• That's Not How You Hug, Elmo
• Egg in a Basket is Clearly Out of the Question
• The Safest Method Is to Just Stay Inside
• Well Played
• This is an Explanation of a Card Trick, but It's a Trick All its Own
• This is Why You Can't be Sarcastic With a Buffoon
• I Wonder How This Wine Turned Out?
• For Everyone Who Wanted to Be a Dragon When They Grew Up
• If You Recognize These Old Phone Ringtones, You've Been Around for a Minute
• We're Going to Need a Bigger Mop
• When Slogans Write Themselves
• If That's Not The Craziest Thing Ever...
• Awww, I Was Looking Forward to That!
• Sex Is Really Difficult

WTF of the Day: Texas Teacher Fired After Giving a 15 Year Old Student a Lap Dance in Front of Class for His Birthday Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:04 PM PDT According to a male student, "Ms. Smith" grabbed his journal and stopped him from talking to his friends as he walked into his third-period class. He said he sat at his desk, and after the tardy bell rang, she placed a chair in front of the room. Music started playing and the entire class of middle school students began yelling and telling him to sit down. It was his birthday. The student said he sat down and Ms. Smith gave him a full contact lap dance, rotating her buttocks against him and rubbing her hands all over his body. Ms. Smith also got on her knees in front of him and placed her head between his legs. The student admitted that he slapped Ms. Smith on the buttocks a few times. At the end of the dance, Ms. Smith wrapped her arms around the student and he gave her bottom another squeeze. She hugged him and said "I love you, baby. Happy birthday," according to documents. Submitted by: (via News HD) Tagged: wtf , birthday , teachers , lap dance , Video Share on Facebook

Don't Have an Electronic Toothbrush? This Kid Improvises by Attaching a Toothbrush to a Gun Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:03 PM PDT Also, don't do this... Submitted by: (via tokioFN) Tagged: guns , Japan , Video , toothbrush , teeth Share on Facebook

Your Phrasing is Bazaar Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:02 PM PDT Submitted by: Tagged: diabetes , phrasing , fail nation Share on Facebook

I'm Glad We Had This Talk, Dad Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:01 PM PDT Submitted by: (via dhant122) Tagged: baby , dad , parenting , Video , talking , g rated Share on Facebook

Zero to Stupid in 7.6 Seconds Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: cant_think_of_username Tagged: cars , DIY , muffler , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Feel the Sadness Posted: 28 Apr 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: depressing , funny , Party , life , after 12 Share on Facebook

These Are the Rarest, Most Beautiful, and Least Expensive Guns You'll Ever See Posted: 28 Apr 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Christie's) Tagged: art , collection , design , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

The Circle of Life Posted: 28 Apr 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Daily Picks and Flicks) Tagged: bottle , baby , parenting , dad , Grandpa , g rated Share on Facebook

That is APPALLING But No Seriously Send Them Please Posted: 28 Apr 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan) Tagged: lady bits , James Franco , facebook , flight of the conchords , failbook Share on Facebook

How Not to Celebrate Graduation Posted: 28 Apr 2014 01:59 PM PDT I wonder if his guy will land on his feet after college... Submitted by: (via Mark Fay) Tagged: graduation , FAIL , that satisfying thud , Video Share on Facebook

It's All About That High Score Posted: 28 Apr 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Kskaudonsu) Tagged: cheating , funny , relationships , wtf , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

The Eternal Struggle Posted: 28 Apr 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Shandy_John) Tagged: monday thru friday , job , work , venn diagram , g rated Share on Facebook

Another Reminder That Helmets Save Lives Posted: 28 Apr 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Champion_of_Capua) Tagged: ouch , skateboarding , gifs , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Fail of the Day: Biker Starts Splitting Lanes and Gets a Big Surprise Posted: 28 Apr 2014 12:29 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Ярослав Бичко) Tagged: crash , bikers , FAIL , traffic Share on Facebook

Classic: This Guy Manages Impossible Climbing Feats Posted: 28 Apr 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Best Parkour) Tagged: climbing , BAMF , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

They Made a Show About That, It Was Called Breaking Bad Posted: 28 Apr 2014 11:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Comp Sci Teacher) Tagged: illegal , funny , T.Shirt , science , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

For Someone Who Loves Cats All the Way Down to the Soles of Their Feet Posted: 28 Apr 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via creamypuffy) Tagged: shoes , poorly dressed , Cats , g rated Share on Facebook

Windows: Not Rocket Science, but Don't Tell These Geniuses Posted: 28 Apr 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Adam Famen) Tagged: genius , repairs , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

That's Not How You Hug, Elmo Posted: 28 Apr 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Daily Picks and Flicks) Tagged: elmo , kids , hug , parenting , toys Share on Facebook

Egg in a Basket is Clearly Out of the Question Posted: 28 Apr 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via iQTester) Tagged: spelling , parenting , facepalmn , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

The Safest Method Is to Just Stay Inside Posted: 28 Apr 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Long John Wilson) Tagged: condoms , inside , funny , signs , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Well Played Posted: 28 Apr 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via shoxxieirl) Tagged: monday thru friday , advertisement , well played , work Share on Facebook

This is an Explanation of a Card Trick, but It's a Trick All its Own Posted: 28 Apr 2014 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Tony Rush) Tagged: Card Tricks , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This is Why You Can't be Sarcastic With a Buffoon Posted: 28 Apr 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: tattoo , parenting , sarcasm , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

I Wonder How This Wine Turned Out? Posted: 28 Apr 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via dgd765) Tagged: Memes , funny , sir , homemade , wine , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

For Everyone Who Wanted to Be a Dragon When They Grew Up Posted: 28 Apr 2014 06:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Canada Cosplay) Tagged: dragon , poorly dressed , hoodie , win , g rated Share on Facebook

If You Recognize These Old Phone Ringtones, You've Been Around for a Minute Posted: 28 Apr 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via SK Telecom) Tagged: Music , phones , ringtone , Video , failbook Share on Facebook

We're Going to Need a Bigger Mop Posted: 28 Apr 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via anastasiabeverhousen) Tagged: sign , pool , irony , g rated , win Share on Facebook

When Slogans Write Themselves Posted: 28 Apr 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via dylankarr) Tagged: monday thru friday , fun , hearse , cars , funeral , slogan , g rated Share on Facebook

If That's Not The Craziest Thing Ever... Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Lenae) Tagged: awesome , DNA , Fun Fact , science , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Awww, I Was Looking Forward to That! Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via I Heart Chaos) Tagged: headline , jellyfish , newspaper , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Sex Is Really Difficult Posted: 28 Apr 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Some Brokelyn Chick) Tagged: men , sexy times , funny , women , dating Share on Facebook

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