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• "Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter
• Fail of the Day: Fireworks Gone Wrong Results in Some Hilarious Destruction
• The Employer of This Valet is Trying to Find a Way to Weasel Out of Damages to a $500,000 Lamborghini
• Street Fighter: Crazy Drunk Russians Edition
• The Perfect Peter Griffin Cosplayer Also Has a Spot-On Impression
• Two Guitarists Prove Daft Punk Work Just as Well Acoustically
• Partying, in One Image
• Hey Look, a Quarter!
• Every Wednesday...
• Find a Sexy Adult Shibe Near You
• It's a Snack AND an Accessory
• Brian Williams Manages to Put in the Best Subtle Sex Joke While Reporting a Story
• Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Kinda Ruined the Dramatic Final Scene of 'Her'
• Are You From the Middle Ages?
• Healthy Eagles Only, Please
• Take THAT, Compulsory Education!
• Of ALL the Things You Could Play With
• I Must Be a Red Shirt, Because I've Died and Gone to Heaven
• I Thought it Was Down By Hawaii?
• A Very Drunk Charlie Sheen Just Wants to Hang With a Fan and Get That Five Layer Burrito
• Like a Boss of the Day: This Kid is an Expert Karter
• Please Don't Whistle While You Work
• Something Tastes a Little Funny Here
• Let This Be a Lesson to the Rest of You
• Nothing Wrong With a Man Drinking a Bottle of Merlot
• Indian Culture and Sex Education Meet in This Hilarious Video
• Art That the Whole Family Can Enjoy
• Classic: Breakfast From Heaven Itself
• The Nature of Tech Support
• DashCon Was a Rousing Success This Year!

"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter Posted: 16 Jul 2014 04:01 PM PDT It seems like only two weeks ago a Kansas woman set her home on fire trying to deal with the ever-present spider menace. Well, the same thing has just happened with a Seattle man. From Komo News: A man who lived at the home told fire officials he was trying to kill a spider in his laundry room using a can of spray paint and a lighter when the wall caught fire, according to Kyle Moore with the Seattle Fire Department. The man wasn't able to put the fire out himself, and he left the home when it began to spread. Somewhere out there is a spider with burn wounds and a taste for vengeance. Congratulations, Seattle man, you've created the first spider super villain. Submitted by: (via Komo News) Tagged: spiders , news , Kill It With Fire , Probably bad News Share on Facebook

Fail of the Day: Fireworks Gone Wrong Results in Some Hilarious Destruction Posted: 16 Jul 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Niki Smith) Tagged: dock , FAIL , fireworks , Video Share on Facebook

The Employer of This Valet is Trying to Find a Way to Weasel Out of Damages to a $500,000 Lamborghini Posted: 16 Jul 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Automobili Ardent) Tagged: cars , whoops , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Street Fighter: Crazy Drunk Russians Edition Posted: 16 Jul 2014 03:58 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Marca Blanca) Tagged: drunk , russian , Video , Street fighter , fail nation Share on Facebook

The Perfect Peter Griffin Cosplayer Also Has a Spot-On Impression Posted: 16 Jul 2014 03:58 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Albotas) Tagged: cosplay , family guy , impression , Peter Griffin , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Two Guitarists Prove Daft Punk Work Just as Well Acoustically Posted: 16 Jul 2014 03:57 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Joanpinchof Salt) Tagged: daft punk , guitar , Music , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Partying, in One Image Posted: 16 Jul 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via I Heart Chaos) Tagged: drinking , regret , texting , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Hey Look, a Quarter! Posted: 16 Jul 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Arbroath) Tagged: cars , crash , whoops , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

Every Wednesday... Posted: 16 Jul 2014 02:59 PM PDT Submitted by: (via chumpynut5) Tagged: monday thru friday , hump day , wednesday , g rated Share on Facebook

Find a Sexy Adult Shibe Near You Posted: 16 Jul 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: funny , online dating , shibe , doge , dating Share on Facebook

It's a Snack AND an Accessory Posted: 16 Jul 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Acid Cow) Tagged: bow , cheetos , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook

Brian Williams Manages to Put in the Best Subtle Sex Joke While Reporting a Story Posted: 16 Jul 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via SuperLoadNews) Tagged: brian williams , news , innuendo , Video , win Share on Facebook

Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Kinda Ruined the Dramatic Final Scene of 'Her' Posted: 16 Jul 2014 01:29 PM PDT It sees into your soul... Submitted by: (via Joaquin Forehead) Tagged: Joaquin Phoenix , her , movies , Video Share on Facebook

Are You From the Middle Ages? Posted: 16 Jul 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Iklegemma) Tagged: history , funny , puns , middle ages , g rated Share on Facebook

Healthy Eagles Only, Please Posted: 16 Jul 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Washington Post) Tagged: america , graffiti , spelling , fail nation Share on Facebook

Take THAT, Compulsory Education! Posted: 16 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Spunk_Reynolds) Tagged: facepalm , school , failbook Share on Facebook

Of ALL the Things You Could Play With Posted: 16 Jul 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: facebook , kids , megaphone , parenting , waking up , g rated Share on Facebook

I Must Be a Red Shirt, Because I've Died and Gone to Heaven Posted: 16 Jul 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Ze Skywalker) Tagged: sexy times , funny , T.Shirt , Star Trek , darting Share on Facebook

I Thought it Was Down By Hawaii? Posted: 16 Jul 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: alaska , backpack , Canada , FAIL , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook

A Very Drunk Charlie Sheen Just Wants to Hang With a Fan and Get That Five Layer Burrito Posted: 16 Jul 2014 09:45 AM PDT WARNING: Some language in this video, unsurprisingly. Submitted by: (via Jayden Blair) Tagged: drunk , celeb , Charlie Sheen , Video Share on Facebook

Like a Boss of the Day: This Kid is an Expert Karter Posted: 16 Jul 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Louis Fox) Tagged: go karts , Like a Boss , Video Share on Facebook

Please Don't Whistle While You Work Posted: 16 Jul 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via mjbat7) Tagged: doctor , monday thru friday , whistle , pager , g rated Share on Facebook

Something Tastes a Little Funny Here Posted: 16 Jul 2014 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Tagged: double entendre , accidental sexy , food , failbook Share on Facebook

Let This Be a Lesson to the Rest of You Posted: 16 Jul 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via PoppzE) Tagged: drinking , driving , kids , funny , passed out , after 12 Share on Facebook

Nothing Wrong With a Man Drinking a Bottle of Merlot Posted: 16 Jul 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: Rusty Tagged: dads , parenting , wine , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Indian Culture and Sex Education Meet in This Hilarious Video Posted: 16 Jul 2014 06:30 AM PDT Disclaimer: Some adult language. Submitted by: (via EastIndiaComedy) Tagged: videos , relationships , comedy , india , dating Share on Facebook

Art That the Whole Family Can Enjoy Posted: 16 Jul 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via RichJanney) Tagged: art , construction equipment , painting , parenting , starry night , Van Gogh , g rated Share on Facebook

Classic: Breakfast From Heaven Itself Posted: 16 Jul 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Zykium) Tagged: bacon , food , breakfast , g rated , win Share on Facebook

The Nature of Tech Support Posted: 16 Jul 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via srsfunny) Tagged: monday thru friday , tech support , g rated Share on Facebook

DashCon Was a Rousing Success This Year! Posted: 16 Jul 2014 04:30 AM PDT "DashCon aims to be the largest gathering of Tumblr users to date, concentrating on the particulars of this stand out social media site. DashCon will be a place where Tumblr users can express common site wide interests, in both fashion, art, science, and in the world of geekery. Specifically, the side of Tumblr we have garnered interest from has been the geekery side. This side comprises mostly of people who religiously follow various television shows, movie series, and book series. Notable groups within this 'geekery' side would be those who follow BBC's Sherlock, CWs Supernatural, and JK Rowling's Harry Potter. In addition to bringing together these groups, we are also very interested in promoting and helping with two common issues found within Tumblr users, mainly, depression and anxiety. We wish to provide informational programming about healthy ways to deal with these conditions" -- www.dashcon.org Here's a video recap of the myriad shortfalls of the event: Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: tumblr , dashcon , failbook Share on Facebook

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