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• Kansas City Restaurant Owner to Female Reporter: "I Would Love to See My Meat in Your Mouth!"
• American Horror Story in Real Life: If You Have a Fear of Clowns You Might Want to Steer Clear of This Town in California
• It Ain't Going to Peanut Itself
• The Most Awkward Missed Connection
• This Nifty Setup Can Turn Your Living Room into Mario Kart!
• Reaching Out to Potential Clients
• It Must Be Love
• You Weren't Using That Drawer Anyway...
• Fresh Out of the Oven!
• Jackson is Not Going to Have a Good Day
• Beware of Jet Blast, or Your ATV is About to Get Aquatic
• Crocs: Now in Visor Form
• What Gives, Sheeple?
• What Kids Do When They Run Off While Shopping
• But, Shrek Is Love...
• This Feeling Will Sink in Soon
• Quick, to the Panic Yacht!
• The New Style of Beer Pong
• This Gymnast Can Take on Any Challenge, Except the Bee in Her Victory Bouquet
• The Simpsons Intro, Done in Fails!
• These Signs Should Be in Every School
• Will This Tactic Work?
• An Easy Way to Get Your Girlfriend to Hate You on Facebook
• How the GOP Is Reaching Out to Women
• Watch Out, Those Nails Could do Serious Damage to Someone's Feet
• Best Product Name Ever
• Maybe It's Worth Defacing a Stop Sign for This
• Treat it Like You Would a Child
• This Card Shark is a Real Pro at Shuffling

Kansas City Restaurant Owner to Female Reporter: "I Would Love to See My Meat in Your Mouth!" Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT The last time the Kansas City Royals made the playoffs was in 1985. This year, they not only made the playoffs, but are currently a few wins away from the World Series. As you can imagine, the KC metro area is all abuzz with Royalmania. To celebrate, a burger joint in town called the Westpoint Flea Market is selling burgers at the prices they were in 1985, which means paying only $2.99 for a $7.99 burger. KCTV news reporter Courtney DeHoff went to the Westpoint Flea Market to sample the offerings, and when she asked for a burger, owner Joe Zwillenberg laid down the worst innuendo possible. Hoo boy... Submitted by: (via mrbigfatbrowndonkey) Tagged: kansas city royals , live news , Video , wtf Share on Facebook

American Horror Story in Real Life: If You Have a Fear of Clowns You Might Want to Steer Clear of This Town in California Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT This sounds like every horrible nightmare you've ever had, but in reality it's just a couple taking photos for an Instagram project. Or, at least that's what they want us to believe... Submitted by: (via wasco clown) Tagged: clowns , scary , Video , wtf Share on Facebook

It Ain't Going to Peanut Itself Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via The Sourpuss) Tagged: candy , accidental sexy , whoops , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

The Most Awkward Missed Connection Posted: 13 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT Click target="_blank">here for the full size image. Submitted by: (via Jezebel) Tagged: fedora , missed connections , idiots , nice guys , wtf , dating Share on Facebook

This Nifty Setup Can Turn Your Living Room into Mario Kart! Posted: 13 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Kawamoto Ken) Tagged: gadget , shut up and take my money , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Reaching Out to Potential Clients Posted: 13 Oct 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via carlinha1289) Tagged: advertisement , kids , parenting , vasectomy , grocery store , g rated Share on Facebook

It Must Be Love Posted: 13 Oct 2014 02:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via MattMurdock_Esq) Tagged: sexy times , funny , t shirts , love , dating Share on Facebook

You Weren't Using That Drawer Anyway... Posted: 13 Oct 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via jihadaze) Tagged: monday thru friday , cubicle prank , aquarium , prank , fish , cubicle , g rated Share on Facebook

Fresh Out of the Oven! Posted: 13 Oct 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Zivexx) Tagged: baking , food , grammar , facepalm , spelling , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Jackson is Not Going to Have a Good Day Posted: 13 Oct 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Fail Vines) Tagged: ouch , Video , vine , right in the face , fail nation Share on Facebook

Beware of Jet Blast, or Your ATV is About to Get Aquatic Posted: 13 Oct 2014 12:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: atv , whoops , Video , airplane , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

Crocs: Now in Visor Form Posted: 13 Oct 2014 11:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via mrroseeffect) Tagged: crocs , poorly dressed , visor , g rated Share on Facebook

What Gives, Sheeple? Posted: 13 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via radwhat) Tagged: barack obama , conspiracy , ebola , twitter , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

What Kids Do When They Run Off While Shopping Posted: 13 Oct 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via topdogg8990) Tagged: computer , kids , monday thru friday , parenting , retail , selfie , g rated Share on Facebook

But, Shrek Is Love... Posted: 13 Oct 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via xsited1) Tagged: funny , shrek , relationships , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

This Feeling Will Sink in Soon Posted: 13 Oct 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: monday thru friday , sunday , weekend , g rated Share on Facebook

Quick, to the Panic Yacht! Posted: 13 Oct 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: boat , First World Problems , yacht , white people , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

The New Style of Beer Pong Posted: 13 Oct 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Chippewa Five's Channel) Tagged: awesome , beer pong , style , Video , after 12 Share on Facebook

This Gymnast Can Take on Any Challenge, Except the Bee in Her Victory Bouquet Posted: 13 Oct 2014 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Universal Sports Network) Tagged: gymnastics , bees , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

The Simpsons Intro, Done in Fails! Posted: 13 Oct 2014 08:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Copy Cat Channel) Tagged: compilation , the simpsons , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

These Signs Should Be in Every School Posted: 13 Oct 2014 07:45 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Army Ranger 17) Tagged: funny , SpongeBob SquarePants , sign , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Will This Tactic Work? Posted: 13 Oct 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Dump a Day) Tagged: beer , kids , note , tattoos , parenting , bribe , dad , g rated Share on Facebook

An Easy Way to Get Your Girlfriend to Hate You on Facebook Posted: 13 Oct 2014 07:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Kristastic) Tagged: sexy times , Supernatural , Overshare , failbook Share on Facebook

How the GOP Is Reaching Out to Women Posted: 13 Oct 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via The Daily Show) Tagged: funny , the daily show , Video , Republicans , women , dating Share on Facebook

Watch Out, Those Nails Could do Serious Damage to Someone's Feet Posted: 13 Oct 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via lostintranslation01) Tagged: nails , makeup , lego , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Best Product Name Ever Posted: 13 Oct 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via The Best Memes) Tagged: pregnancy test , puns , monday thru friday , parenting , g rated Share on Facebook

Maybe It's Worth Defacing a Stop Sign for This Posted: 13 Oct 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via TheDesignah) Tagged: hacked irl , sign , selfie , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Treat it Like You Would a Child Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via CCContent) Tagged: beer , buckle up , children , funny , safety first , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

This Card Shark is a Real Pro at Shuffling Posted: 13 Oct 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Eliot Slevin) Tagged: shuffle , cards , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

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