Monday, October 27, 2014

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Darth Vader Denied Vote in Ukrainian Parliamentary Election

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT

Welcome to the dark side… of politics.

Viktor Shevchenko, a former electrician - turned sith lord - turned political candidate, was not allowed to vote in Ukraine's parliamentary election on Sunday, due to the fact that he refused to remove his helmet.

Schevchenko, who legally changed his name to Darth Vader prior to the elections, said he "would die if he took his helmet off," according to ABC News.

He arrived at the polling station standing atop a large black van blasting the Imperial March.

Vader was running in the Ukraine's Internet Party, with promises to turn the Ukraine into a "galactic empire" and build a military space station "that will protect the whole territory of Ukraine."

Submitted by: (via Радіо Свобода )

The Worst Kind of Foul-Mouthed Homophobe Gets Taken Down By Police at the Dallas International Airport

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT

WARNING: Extensive bigoted language and general ass-hat behavior in this video. DOUBLE WARNING: He gets his comeuppance for his terrible actions. Skip to around 0:55 for when things get heated.

Submitted by: (via Andrew Kennedy)

Tagged: justice , homophobia , BAMF , Video

Walmart Had a "Fat Girl Costume" Category on Its Site

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT

Walmart Had a "Fat Girl Costume" Category on Its Site

After word of this page spread around the internet, the category was taken down earlier today.

Submitted by: (via Jezebel)

The Towed Has Become the Tower!

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT

The Towed Has Become the Tower!

Submitted by: (via JM2845)

Hypocrite of the Day: Staind Singer Butchers National Anthem at World Series

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:45 PM PDT

Staind frontman Aaron Lewis struck out with baseball fans (and America!) Sunday night, with his unique rendition of the National Anthem at Game 5 of the World Series, and Twitter was not very pleased.

While replacing "at the twilight's last gleaming" with " were so gallantly streaming," might seem like a simple enough mistake to make in front of a large crowd - it was actually Lewis himself who lambasted Christina Aguilera back in 2011 for her screw up.

"I guess I just don't understand how people who sing The National Anthem can be so f—ing self-absorbed that they would try to change that f—ing song. If there is a single song in the history of this country that deserves no creative interpretation, it's that one."

"Self-absorbed," Lewis later apologized to America on his website:
All I can say is I'm sorry and ask for the Nation's forgiveness. My nerves got the best of me and I am completely torn up about what happened. America is the greatest country in the world. The Star-Spangled Banner means so much to so many, including myself. I hope everyone can understand the intensity of the situation and my true intent of this performance. I hope that the Nation, Major League Baseball and the many fans of our national pastime can forgive me.

Submitted by: (via Kansas City)

Hello Clarice...

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:45 PM PDT

Don't Forget About the Shellfish Rules

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:45 PM PDT

Don't Forget About the Shellfish Rules

Submitted by: (via Hollacaine)

Tagged: lgbtq , bible , burn , failbook

Things Get Hot With These Pole Dancing FAILs

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:45 PM PDT

This Kid's Toy is Many Things, but Fire-Proof Isn't One of Them

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT

The Best Watch Ever

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT

The Best Watch Ever

Submitted by: (via MitchMatch1)

Tagged: beer , drunk , watch , pub , funny , after 12

Who Needs the Internet?

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 03:00 PM PDT

Who Needs the Internet?

Submitted by: (via RJAnderson)

That's Exactly How Easy College Is

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 02:30 PM PDT

It Begins

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 01:30 PM PDT

A Google Executive Tops Felix Baumgartner's Record-Breaking Jump With This 26-Mile Dive

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 01:15 PM PDT

The Incredible Pumpkin Carvings of Jon Neill

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 01:00 PM PDT

Submitted by: (via Jon Neill)

Tagged: art , carving , halloween , pumpkins , Video , g rated , win

It's Only Monday, and Russia Has Out-Russia'd Itself With This Dash Cam Footage of a Cement Truck Taking a Dive

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 12:59 PM PDT

Submitted by: (via Wiktor)

Tagged: russia , cars , dash cam , Video

She Just Lost Her Wisdom Teeth, and Now She Wants Ellen Degeneres to be Her Best Friend

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 12:30 PM PDT

Dominos Understands Hangovers

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 12:00 PM PDT

Dominos Understands Hangovers

Submitted by: (via Mr. Spetrelli)

Tagged: pizza , drunk , hangover , funny , after 12

I'm Fine, It's Barely Even Snowing

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:50 AM PDT

I'm Fine, It's Barely Even Snowing

Submitted by: (via Acid Cow)

The Pale Green Light Shines Over Tumblr

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT

A Man Suffered Serious Injuries After Running Over His Own Head While Putting Out a Cigarette Fire

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:29 AM PDT

A Man Suffered Serious Injuries After Running Over His Own Head While Putting Out a Cigarette Fire

The story from Aurora, Colorado goes like this: A man jumps out of his vehicle after dropping a lit cigarette down his jacket. He then stumbled while leaving the van - which was still running without its brakes on. In the process, he got caught under one of his own wheels. Doctors say the man is in critical condition but will likely survive.

Submitted by: (via 9News)

Well That's a Depressing Lesson

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 11:00 AM PDT

Well That's a Depressing Lesson

Submitted by: (via Gangstah Ruthy)

Tagged: class , romance , love , funny , dating , g rated

Another Football Player Injured Himself During a Post-Sack Celebration

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:50 AM PDT

That's Lamarr Houston of the Bears in their game against the Patriots. The Patriots were so far ahead they brought in their second string quarterback, who Houston reveled in sacking. Then... this happened.

The two injuries, side by side:

Submitted by: (via Will Brinson)

Tagged: ouch , sports , vine , football , Video

This Child is About to Learn a Lesson About Cats and Balloons

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:30 AM PDT

Ask a Stupid Question...

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:15 AM PDT

It's My Dinner or No Dinner!

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 10:00 AM PDT

It's My Dinner or No Dinner!

Submitted by: Hodgebaba

Tagged: dating , failbook , lgbtq

Viral Video of the Day: LeVar Burton Reads an Expletive-Laden Children's Book for Charity

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 09:45 AM PDT

Take a look, it's in a book...

Former Reading Rainbow host LeVar Burton gave a reading of the 2011 best-seller "Go the F**k to Sleep" this weekend. The charity event, put together by Rooster Teeth for Children's Miracle Network hospitals raised a total of $442,389.

Submitted by: (via mkmcnll)

Ouch

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 09:30 AM PDT

Ouch

Submitted by: (via idmfk)

Tagged: baby , bottle , ouch , parenting , g rated

Never Wet Your Fingers Again With This Cookie-Dunking Device

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 09:00 AM PDT

Never Wet Your Fingers Again With This Cookie-Dunking Device

The clever little plastic doohickey uses a magnet to connect the "control handle" to the dunking cradle on the inside. Cookie lovers, you know what to do.

Submitted by: (via Incredible Things)

Why Would Anyone Want a Honey Bucket?

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 08:30 AM PDT

The BOO Better be Real

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 08:00 AM PDT

That's a Good Self Summary

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 07:30 AM PDT

Snape Kills Vader in One of Those Cars, Right

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 06:30 AM PDT

Snape Kills Vader in One of Those Cars, Right

Submitted by: (via I Heart Chaos)

Tagged: cars , clever , spoilers , g rated , win

How it Works

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 06:00 AM PDT

Turns Out GMO's Change the Way Food is Made Entirely!

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 05:30 AM PDT

Turns Out GMO's Change the Way Food is Made Entirely!

Submitted by: (via Grand_Moff_Snarkin)

Tagged: gmo , food , gluten free , failbook

What Do You Want to Be for Halloween?

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 05:00 AM PDT

The White Walkers Have Arrived!

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:30 AM PDT

Well, At Least the Sign Is Colorful

Posted: 27 Oct 2014 04:00 AM PDT

Well, At Least the Sign Is Colorful

Submitted by: (via BBear500)

Tagged: sign , wtf , home wrecker , funny , dating , g rated

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