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• WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control
• This Salad is Doing Wonders for My Arteries!
• The Most Patriotic Costume Ever
• Know a Pregnant Woman in Need of a Halloween Costume?
• This is the Prototype for the Big Lebowski Pinball Machine, Because There Are RULES Man
• These Drunk Guys Love Their Cats
• It's the Beginning of October, Which Means September... Oh No!
• He's Got You Trapped
• Science Major Problems
• Cake Technology Goes to a New Level With This Video-Projected Masterpiece
• Don't Worry, It's Perfectly Natural to Faint on the Slingshot Ride
• We've Cracked the Code of Hockey Twitter!
• Cutest Stormtrooper Ever
• Where Science and Engineering Meet
• How to Catch a Canadian
• Too Late, the Stupid Virus Already Hit
• The App Everyone Needs
• Dad and Baby Bond Over Flexing
• The Stone Age Rocked!
• This Turtle is Ready for the 5th Dimension
• This is the Double Bed You Sleep on if You Fly for $18,000 With Singapore Airlines
• When's My Next Upgrade Again?
• This Entire Compilation is Going to Hit You in the Face
• Every Single Time
• Boba Fett Approved
• Get Ready for the Pain!
• Tall Or Small...It Doesn't Matter
• Fact: Japan is 100% Japan
• This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner

WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control Posted: 03 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT A young Columbian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only. The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Columbian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 mom's in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes. Submitted by: (via Colombia Reports) Tagged: birth control , contraception , headline , wtf Share on Facebook

This Salad is Doing Wonders for My Arteries! Posted: 03 Oct 2014 04:00 PM PDT Submitted by: anselmbe Tagged: food , irony , salad , healthy , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

The Most Patriotic Costume Ever Posted: 03 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT Get it here. Submitted by: (via Archie McPhee) Tagged: america , costume , eagles , patriotism , mask , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook

Know a Pregnant Woman in Need of a Halloween Costume? Posted: 03 Oct 2014 03:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via onthegojojo) Tagged: costume , poorly dressed , parenting , miley cyrus , pregnant , wrecking ball , g rated Share on Facebook

This is the Prototype for the Big Lebowski Pinball Machine, Because There Are RULES Man Posted: 03 Oct 2014 03:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Geekologie) Tagged: arcade , shut up and take my money , the big lebowski , pinball , g rated , win Share on Facebook

These Drunk Guys Love Their Cats Posted: 03 Oct 2014 02:30 PM PDT Warning, there are some strong language used by these gentlemen. They just really f*ing love their cats though. Submitted by: (via bfyellow) Tagged: Cats , drunk , Video , after 12 Share on Facebook

It's the Beginning of October, Which Means September... Oh No! Posted: 03 Oct 2014 02:00 PM PDT Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: lyrics , green day , october , Music , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

He's Got You Trapped Posted: 03 Oct 2014 01:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Kumagawa) Tagged: boys , funny , Yu Gi Oh , trap card , the first move , dating Share on Facebook

Science Major Problems Posted: 03 Oct 2014 01:00 PM PDT Submitted by: (via ilyashoi) Tagged: college , funny , science , math , textbook , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Cake Technology Goes to a New Level With This Video-Projected Masterpiece Posted: 03 Oct 2014 12:30 PM PDT Submitted by: (via Disney Weddings) Tagged: cake , wedding , food , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Don't Worry, It's Perfectly Natural to Faint on the Slingshot Ride Posted: 03 Oct 2014 12:00 PM PDT WARNING: Language and scared-to-death hilarity in this video. Submitted by: (via MostViewed08) Tagged: amusement park , whee , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

We've Cracked the Code of Hockey Twitter! Posted: 03 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via clarkethesharkmacarthur) Tagged: twitter , hockey , emoticons , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Cutest Stormtrooper Ever Posted: 03 Oct 2014 11:15 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Izismile) Tagged: costume , dogs , star wars , poorly dressed , stormtrooper , Princess Leia , g rated Share on Facebook

Where Science and Engineering Meet Posted: 03 Oct 2014 11:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via lolsht) Tagged: engineering , science , monday thru friday , theory , sign , practice , g rated Share on Facebook

How to Catch a Canadian Posted: 03 Oct 2014 10:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Plavusha) Tagged: beer , Canada , hockey , funny , trap , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Too Late, the Stupid Virus Already Hit Posted: 03 Oct 2014 10:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Dumbest Tweets) Tagged: twitter , facepalm , ebola , geography , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

The App Everyone Needs Posted: 03 Oct 2014 09:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Brown Cardigan) Tagged: breakup , funny , bae , dating Share on Facebook

Dad and Baby Bond Over Flexing Posted: 03 Oct 2014 09:15 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Rumble Viral) Tagged: baby , flexing , parenting , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

The Stone Age Rocked! Posted: 03 Oct 2014 09:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Grumpy Dingo) Tagged: awesome , metallica , textbook , neanderthal , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

This Turtle is Ready for the 5th Dimension Posted: 03 Oct 2014 08:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via punkpixzsticks) Tagged: pets , tardis , doctor who , turtle , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This is the Double Bed You Sleep on if You Fly for $18,000 With Singapore Airlines Posted: 03 Oct 2014 08:00 AM PDT Check out the entirety of Derek Low's ridiculously expensive flight here! Submitted by: (via Derek Low) Tagged: shut up and take my money , money , airplane , g rated , win Share on Facebook

When's My Next Upgrade Again? Posted: 03 Oct 2014 07:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Failbook) Tagged: reaction , phone , rage , twitter , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

This Entire Compilation is Going to Hit You in the Face Posted: 03 Oct 2014 07:00 AM PDT WARNING: Language in this video. Submitted by: (via Fail Army) Tagged: ouch , compilation , right in the face , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Every Single Time Posted: 03 Oct 2014 06:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via awkwardmax) Tagged: monday thru friday , packaging , pen , g rated Share on Facebook

Boba Fett Approved Posted: 03 Oct 2014 06:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Suskukan47) Tagged: beer , funny , sign , pub , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Get Ready for the Pain! Posted: 03 Oct 2014 05:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via GRRM) Tagged: fake , George RR Martin , Game of Thrones , parody , satire , twitter , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Tall Or Small...It Doesn't Matter Posted: 03 Oct 2014 05:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Matsky) Tagged: sexy times , funny , height , women , dating Share on Facebook

Fact: Japan is 100% Japan Posted: 03 Oct 2014 04:30 AM PDT Submitted by: (via I Love Charts) Tagged: flag , Japan , Fun Fact , Pie Chart , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This Numbskull Really Thought He Could Sell Back the Phone He Stole From the Owner Posted: 03 Oct 2014 04:00 AM PDT Submitted by: (via Tofu Drift Van) Tagged: Criminally Dumb Criminal , whoops , phone , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

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