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• American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Trapped in an Olympic Village Bathroom, Busts His Way Out
• This Awesome Dance Routine Will Make You Hate Dubstep Less
• An Impressively Intelligent Crow
• It's More of a Nightmare Than a Dream
• Anybody Have a Peanut?
• The FAILs of February So Far!
• Solid Advice.
• Parody of the Day: "Dumb Starbucks" Coffee Store Opens in California
• When Your Boss Accidentally Buys Charis From an Elementary School Auction
• An Insane Amazon Seller Threatens the Wrath of Scientology on People Who Give Negative Feedback
• One Nerdy Valentine
• Why Do 9-Year-Olds Get Stuck With Regular Cell Phones...
• The Sochi 2014 Drinking Game
• What Not to Wear On Your Valentine's Day Date
• Listen, Just Watch the Entirety of This Amazing Juggling Video
• This is How They're Handling the Snow at the Cup Noodles Museum in Japan
• Shia LaBag-Head on the Red Carpet
• American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Stuck... AGAIN!
• Audi's New Ad is Perfect
• Is it Just Chocolate?
• Meet the McKayla Maroney of This Year's Olympics
• A Closer Look at Sochi's Terrifying Bear Mascot
• Flappy Bird Was Taken Down by its Creator... and Now the Clones are Taking Over. Mobile Gaming is Shameless.
• Perfect Camouflage
• Farmers Know...
• I'll Find a Way
• Meet the Seduction Master
• So Sweet It'll Make Your Teeth Hurt
• The Derranged Mind of a Serial Fapper
• Sometimes It's Better to Just Go With a Plain Blouse...
• Beer & Girl Scout Cookies
• The Butt Pass is the Hardest Move in Soccer
• I'm Going Insane Just Looking at This
• Why Don't You Just Store Things on Lower Shelves?
• Terrify Your Precious This Valentine's Day
• Contend With the Curmudgeons on Your Commute by Giving Them New Heads

American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Trapped in an Olympic Village Bathroom, Busts His Way Out Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:04 PM PST ...With no phone to call for help, I used my bobsled push training to break out. #SochiJailBreak pic.twitter.com/apZRefgvCO — Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 8, 2014 GJ, Sochi utilities committee, GJ... Russia's unpreparedness for the Sochi Olympics has been widely publicized, but now it seems like their shoddy construction runs right down the bathroom doors in the Olympic village. American bobsledder Johnny Quinn got trapped in one of the bathrooms because the door jammed. Thankfully, Quinn's bobsled training involved a lot of... ahem... forceful thrusting. Rather than face a slow, agonizing death in a Sochi dook hut, Quinn used himself as a battering ram to break through the door to freedom. After all, he's an American! He knows all about freedom! Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Sochi 2014 , johnny quinn , olympics Share on Facebook

This Awesome Dance Routine Will Make You Hate Dubstep Less Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:03 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: dancing , dubstep , WUB WUB WUB , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

An Impressively Intelligent Crow Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:02 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: problem solving , smart , science , funny , animals , crow , videos , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

It's More of a Nightmare Than a Dream Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:01 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: bad idea , accidental sexy , pr0n , failbook Share on Facebook

Anybody Have a Peanut? Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: ChrisJNelson Tagged: customer service , quotes , princess bride , failbook Share on Facebook

The FAILs of February So Far! Posted: 10 Feb 2014 03:30 PM PST WARNING: Some language in this video. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: ouch , compilation , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Solid Advice. Posted: 10 Feb 2014 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: beer , work , heavy metal , signs , pubs , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Parody of the Day: "Dumb Starbucks" Coffee Store Opens in California Posted: 10 Feb 2014 02:59 PM PST The mock store, which quietly opened Friday, is nearly identical to a typical Starbucks location, with tumblers for sale and trendy CDs, including "Dumb Jazz Standards," displayed on the counter. But the similarities end there. Drinks here are served in green and white "Dumb Starbucks coffee" cups, while pastries are pulled from display cases straight from their Vons' packaging. The menu features "Dumb Iced Coffee," "Dumb Frappuccinos," and a seasonal "Wuppy Duppy Latte." Submitted by: Unknown (via LA Times) Tagged: Starbucks , parody , california , coffee Share on Facebook

When Your Boss Accidentally Buys Charis From an Elementary School Auction Posted: 10 Feb 2014 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via nevermatter) Tagged: monday thru friday , chair , work , g rated Share on Facebook

An Insane Amazon Seller Threatens the Wrath of Scientology on People Who Give Negative Feedback Posted: 10 Feb 2014 01:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: customer service , crazy , scientology , failbook Share on Facebook

One Nerdy Valentine Posted: 10 Feb 2014 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: nerds , electronics , cards , science , Valentines day , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Why Do 9-Year-Olds Get Stuck With Regular Cell Phones... Posted: 10 Feb 2014 12:30 PM PST ...when eight- and ten-year-olds have iPhones? Submitted by: Unknown (via Kyle Sulerud) Tagged: parenting , autocomplete , google , g rated Share on Facebook

The Sochi 2014 Drinking Game Posted: 10 Feb 2014 12:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Happy Hour Index) Tagged: Sochi 2014 , funny , drinking games , olympics , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

What Not to Wear On Your Valentine's Day Date Posted: 10 Feb 2014 12:00 PM PST These outfits probably send the wrong message. Submitted by: theresaburger Tagged: poorly dressed , dating , Valentines day Share on Facebook

Listen, Just Watch the Entirety of This Amazing Juggling Video Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: skills , juggling , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

This is How They're Handling the Snow at the Cup Noodles Museum in Japan Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:29 AM PST カップヌードルミュージアムの前でカップヌードルが雪かきしてる。冷めたら大変だと思うんだけどなぁ。 pic.twitter.com/Cv68DxmcJt — kyazupon (@kyazupon_z) February 10, 2014 Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: twitter , snow , cup noodles Share on Facebook

Shia LaBag-Head on the Red Carpet Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:29 AM PST Shia LaBeouf recently took to the red carpet for the premier of his most recent film "Nymphomaniac Volume I" with a bag on his head. Scribed on the face of the bag are the words"I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE." Well, the internet has decided that this is somewhat true by continuing Shia's infamy with this Photoshop battle on Reddit. Submitted by: Kyler_Cheez Tagged: shia labeouf , list , red carpet , celebs Share on Facebook

American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Stuck... AGAIN! Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:15 AM PST No one is going to believe this but we just got stuck in an elevator. Ask @BOBSLEDR and @Crippsee who were there... pic.twitter.com/Rwg57CBbUU — Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 10, 2014 The Olympics are hard enough. You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed. The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too. That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel. Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example... Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Sochi 2014 , johnny quinn , olympics Share on Facebook

Audi's New Ad is Perfect Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:15 AM PST Redditor Minusguy was quick to capitalize on the opening ceremonies ring gaffe with their new ad. Kudos to him for the slogan too. It has a nice ring to it... Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: audi , Sochi 2014 , olympics Share on Facebook

Is it Just Chocolate? Posted: 10 Feb 2014 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Sad , TV dinner , dinner , funny , Valentines day , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Meet the McKayla Maroney of This Year's Olympics Posted: 10 Feb 2014 10:45 AM PST Another Olympics, another athlete's candid reaction to falling short of her goal... Ashley Wagner was none too happy with her 63.10 score in the figure skating team competition. And, as athletes are likely to do in a moment of passion (looking at you, Richard Sherman...), Wagner didn't hesitate to express her emotion. Thus, the first meme of the Winter Olympics was born. Submitted by: stephenwood51 Tagged: mckayla maroney , ashley wagner meme , Sochi 2014 , ashley wagner , olympics Share on Facebook

A Closer Look at Sochi's Terrifying Bear Mascot Posted: 10 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: only in russia , Sochi 2014 , nightmare fuel , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Flappy Bird Was Taken Down by its Creator... and Now the Clones are Taking Over. Mobile Gaming is Shameless. Posted: 10 Feb 2014 10:15 AM PST The addictive game that was at the top of iPhone and Android app downloads disappeared from app stores on Sunday. "I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down," developer Dong Nguyen tweeted on Saturday. "I cannot take this anymore." People who still want to play Flappy Bird are still searching for it on iOS and Android and the clones are now rising to the top. Some are so shameless (Happy Poo Flap) it is ridiculous. Submitted by: chutzell Tagged: wtf , list , mobile games , flappy bird , clones , video games Share on Facebook

Perfect Camouflage Posted: 10 Feb 2014 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via cherry_blossoms_89) Tagged: tights , poorly dressed , camouflage , carpet , g rated Share on Facebook

Farmers Know... Posted: 10 Feb 2014 09:45 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , work , farm Share on Facebook

I'll Find a Way Posted: 10 Feb 2014 09:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: relationships , texting , dating , failbook Share on Facebook

Meet the Seduction Master Posted: 10 Feb 2014 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wtf , eww , seduction , funny , furry , dating Share on Facebook

So Sweet It'll Make Your Teeth Hurt Posted: 10 Feb 2014 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: kids , kisses , parenting , hugs , love , g rated Share on Facebook

The Derranged Mind of a Serial Fapper Posted: 10 Feb 2014 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Huffington Post) Tagged: news , fap , oh god why , Probably bad News , fail nation Share on Facebook

Sometimes It's Better to Just Go With a Plain Blouse... Posted: 10 Feb 2014 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: poorly dressed , news anchor , monday thru friday Share on Facebook

Beer & Girl Scout Cookies Posted: 10 Feb 2014 06:30 AM PST Samoas. • A crisp cookie coated in caramel, sprinkled with toasted coconut and striped with a dark chocolate coating. • Paired best with a red dessert wine such as a Port, or an 8.5 percent ABV heavy ale, like a Founders Dirty Bastard. Thin Mints. • A crispy wafer covered in peppermint oil infused chocolate. • Paired best with a Syrah (red) or a 9.5 percent ABV imperial stout, like a Great Divide Yeti. Tagalongs. • A crispy cookie layered with peanut butter and covered in chocolate. • Paired best with a fruity red wine such as a Zinfandel, or some sort of Belgian ale, like a Duvel Belgian Golden Ale. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: beer , girl scout cookies , awesome , delicious , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

The Butt Pass is the Hardest Move in Soccer Posted: 10 Feb 2014 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: gif , sports , soccer , g rated , win Share on Facebook

I'm Going Insane Just Looking at This Posted: 10 Feb 2014 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: bricks , evil , ocd , my eye is twitching seriously , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Why Don't You Just Store Things on Lower Shelves? Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:45 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , tacos , signs , work , puns , fast food , g rated Share on Facebook

Terrify Your Precious This Valentine's Day Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: lord of the rings , Precious , gollum , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Contend With the Curmudgeons on Your Commute by Giving Them New Heads Posted: 10 Feb 2014 04:00 AM PST Source: October Jones Submitted by: Amemeda Tagged: list , post its , cartoons , superheroes , g rated , win Share on Facebook

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