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• Watch (And Cry) as 1,000 High School Students Sing the National Anthem on 18 Floors of a Hotel
• The Opening Ceremony Wasn't Ready in Russia Either
• There's Nothing This Japanese Comedy Show Won't do to Prank a Hungover Friend
• It's Important to Have Your Own Sense of Style
• An All-Girl's School Made a "Black History Month" Menu, And You Know Exactly Why This Was a Bad Idea
• Parody of the Day: This Video Treats Not Having Kids Like a Drug Commercial
• The Goal is All for Yourself!
• Sochi Olympics of the Day: Sochi's Mascots Look Terrifying
• The Tiger That Would Become "Life of Pi's" Star Was Basically Just a Giant Housecat in 2008
• Nick Cage Valentine's Cards Are Weird
• Friendly Reminder: Now is Not the Time to Go Drifting
• Company Takes Out a Quarter-Page Doge Ad in a UK Newspaper
• China's Moon Rover Has Technical Difficulties
• Dedicated to Jesus, and Convoluted Facebook Arguments
• Flood in the Shop? Break Out the Kayaks
• He Drives a Hard Bargain
• Gif of the Day: Olympic Luger Crashes and Somehow Recovers
• Possibly the Second Largest Beer Bottle Collection in the World
• Crime Takes a Bite Out of Scruff McGruff
• What Else Would You Wear to Go Bungee Jumping?
• Google Takes a Shot at Russia With its LGBTQ Olympic Logo
• Your Snow Day is Nothing Compared to This
• Give the Person Responsible For This a Raise!
• Yes, That is an Actual Piece of Mail Sent From Bank of America to a 'Lisa McIntire' in Menlo Park, CA
• This Move is Called the "Kangaroo"
• Beer in a Hot Frying Pan
• The Apocalypse Has Already Begun
• James Bond Would Be So Much More Magical With These
• Yep, That's Exactly What it Is
• Vanilla Pope Meets Chocolate Pope
• The Science Behind the Changing Olympics
• The Perils of Valentine's Day
• This is the Real Slam and Jam
• Listen All Y'all to THIS Sabotage

Watch (And Cry) as 1,000 High School Students Sing the National Anthem on 18 Floors of a Hotel Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:04 PM PST Eagles everywhere are shedding single patriotic tears, and the spirit of Thomas Jefferson is slow clapping on the roof. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: national anthem , america , the star-spangled banner , Video Share on Facebook

The Opening Ceremony Wasn't Ready in Russia Either Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:02 PM PST The Sochi 2014 opening ceremony was supposed to feature five "snowflakes" expanding to form the iconic Olympic rings. They got this instead. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: whoops , gifs , Sochi 2014 , olympics Share on Facebook

There's Nothing This Japanese Comedy Show Won't do to Prank a Hungover Friend Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:01 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: bed , bungee jumping , pranks , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook

It's Important to Have Your Own Sense of Style Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: poorly dressed , uggs , g rated Share on Facebook

An All-Girl's School Made a "Black History Month" Menu, And You Know Exactly Why This Was a Bad Idea Posted: 07 Feb 2014 03:58 PM PST I don't want to spoil any of the fun for you all, so let's just have the video speak for itself: Submitted by: Unknown (via NBC Bay Area) Tagged: news , thats-racist , Black History Month , Video , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Parody of the Day: This Video Treats Not Having Kids Like a Drug Commercial Posted: 07 Feb 2014 03:57 PM PST The more and more varieties of social media we get, the more baby pictures we see. This video parodies drug commercials by telling us the humorous side effects. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: viral videos , political videos Share on Facebook

The Goal is All for Yourself! Posted: 07 Feb 2014 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: sports , gifs , soccer , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

Sochi Olympics of the Day: Sochi's Mascots Look Terrifying Posted: 07 Feb 2014 03:29 PM PST Pedobear is really loving the spotlight. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Sochi 2014 Share on Facebook

The Tiger That Would Become "Life of Pi's" Star Was Basically Just a Giant Housecat in 2008 Posted: 07 Feb 2014 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: pets , tiger , Video , animals , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Nick Cage Valentine's Cards Are Weird Posted: 07 Feb 2014 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wtf , nick cage , cards , funny , Valentines day , dating , g rated Share on Facebook

Friendly Reminder: Now is Not the Time to Go Drifting Posted: 07 Feb 2014 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: drifting , bad idea , cars , ice , Video , fail nation Share on Facebook

Company Takes Out a Quarter-Page Doge Ad in a UK Newspaper Posted: 07 Feb 2014 01:59 PM PST This was a quarter-page ad in today's issue of The Guardian. For a few hours, it was a mystery who the ad actually belonged to, but the newspaper revealed that it was a business and accounting information database called DueDil. DueDil explained the ad in ad on their website, appropriately titled "wow. such reveal. many explain." So a few of you might be wondering how doge made it into your nespaper this morning. Well… we admit it, it was us. But why, you may ask. Did we want to kill the meme by making it mainstream? Do we hate the internet? No. We actually thought we'd do something nice. We'll be honest. We were having a hard time deciding which advert to run with our free advertising space the Guardian so kindly offered us for winning their Small Business Networks competition. We tried a traditional advert, which was nice, but then we remembered we're not a traditional kind of company. At DueDil we love seeing how small businesses use us to get the kind of information that's usually only available as an expensive subscription for larger companies, and that got us thinking. What if we could level the playing field a bit more by giving a small business exposure in a well respected national newspaper? So that's what we're going to do. Enter your company in the draw by sending an email to wow@duedil.com with a brief explanation of what you would do with an advert in the Guardian, and the winner will get an ad running for 2 days in the business section (right in place of doge). And of course we just wanted to print doge in the guardian, y'know, for the lulz. Hope we brightened your morning, The DueDil Team wow very advertisign Submitted by: Unknown (via UPROXX) Tagged: doge , duedil , ads , the guardian Share on Facebook

China's Moon Rover Has Technical Difficulties Posted: 07 Feb 2014 01:30 PM PST The poor little rover had some technical difficulties last weekend and has not recovered. The 3 month mission has ended rather prematurely. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: China , moon , the daily show , science , rover , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Dedicated to Jesus, and Convoluted Facebook Arguments Posted: 07 Feb 2014 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: Anonymous Tagged: nope , what , men vs women , failbook Share on Facebook

Flood in the Shop? Break Out the Kayaks Posted: 07 Feb 2014 12:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via @michael_shine) Tagged: monday thru friday , work , kayak , flood , g rated Share on Facebook

He Drives a Hard Bargain Posted: 07 Feb 2014 12:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: tooth fairy , kids , bargaining , parenting , notes , g rated Share on Facebook

Gif of the Day: Olympic Luger Crashes and Somehow Recovers Posted: 07 Feb 2014 11:59 AM PST This is Shiva Keshavan, an Indian luger. He just pulled a Homer... Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: luge , gifs , Sochi 2014 Share on Facebook

Possibly the Second Largest Beer Bottle Collection in the World Posted: 07 Feb 2014 11:30 AM PST A man in Sweden has a barn filled with almost 9000 individual beer bottles. Now that's a hell of a collection. You can see more of the collection here. Submitted by: JoeO (via RedHat2) Tagged: beer , collection , Sweden , amazing , bottles , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

Crime Takes a Bite Out of Scruff McGruff Posted: 07 Feb 2014 11:15 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Huffington Post) Tagged: news , Probably bad News , irony , scruff mcgruff Share on Facebook

What Else Would You Wear to Go Bungee Jumping? Posted: 07 Feb 2014 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: patriotic , bungee jumping , poorly dressed , speedo , g rated Share on Facebook

Google Takes a Shot at Russia With its LGBTQ Olympic Logo Posted: 07 Feb 2014 10:58 AM PST Image from Mashable. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: lgbtq , Sochi 2014 , google , olympics Share on Facebook

Your Snow Day is Nothing Compared to This Posted: 07 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: snow , disabled , winter , BAMF , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Give the Person Responsible For This a Raise! Posted: 07 Feb 2014 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , work , bacon , grocery store , g rated Share on Facebook

Yes, That is an Actual Piece of Mail Sent From Bank of America to a 'Lisa McIntire' in Menlo Park, CA Posted: 07 Feb 2014 10:00 AM PST First, there was OfficeMax, who sent a letter addressing a man's dead daughter as "daughter killed in car wreck," now this. Um. pic.twitter.com/koYjGsoF1m — Lisa McIntire (@LisaMcIntire) February 6, 2014 It's a credit card offer, apparently? I am still discomfited. pic.twitter.com/h1qGPtB15P — Lisa McIntire (@LisaMcIntire) February 6, 2014 Hi @BofA_Help. My mom opened this credit card offer addressed to "Lisa Is A Slut McIntire." pic.twitter.com/dobBqe4lMf — Lisa McIntire (@LisaMcIntire) February 6, 2014 Bank of America did apologize in the end: @LisaMcIntire We're incredibly sorry this happened and are researching now so we can take the appropriate action. ^bm — Bank of America (@BofA_Help) February 6, 2014 Submitted by: Unknown (via Gawker) Tagged: bank of america , junk mail , lisa mcintire Share on Facebook

This Move is Called the "Kangaroo" Posted: 07 Feb 2014 08:00 AM PST She doesn't mind being tucked in, but she could do without the stupid hat. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Babies , parenting , winter , g rated Share on Facebook

Beer in a Hot Frying Pan Posted: 07 Feb 2014 07:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: beer , wtf , frying pan , funny , after 12 , g rated Share on Facebook

The Apocalypse Has Already Begun Posted: 07 Feb 2014 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: news , plants vs zombies , bees , zombie , Probably bad News , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

James Bond Would Be So Much More Magical With These Posted: 07 Feb 2014 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: knives , puns , fabulous , response , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Yep, That's Exactly What it Is Posted: 07 Feb 2014 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: vwh1994 Tagged: keanu reeves , conspiracy , love , funny , dating Share on Facebook

Vanilla Pope Meets Chocolate Pope Posted: 07 Feb 2014 05:30 AM PST This life-sized chocolate likeness of Pope Francis was presented during Wednesday's general audience. Regrettably, the Jesuit oath of poverty may prevent his holiness from eating the statue and getting the most righteous stomach ache ever. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: religion , design , chocolate , pope francis , g rated , win Share on Facebook

The Science Behind the Changing Olympics Posted: 07 Feb 2014 05:15 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: asapscience , videos , science , funny , olympics , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

The Perils of Valentine's Day Posted: 07 Feb 2014 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: stand up , aisha tyler , funny , Valentines day , dating Share on Facebook

This is the Real Slam and Jam Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Sofa Pizza) Tagged: michael jordan , space jam , tumblr , cactus , failbook Share on Facebook

Listen All Y'all to THIS Sabotage Posted: 07 Feb 2014 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cover , sabotage , Video , beastie boys , g rated , fail nation Share on Facebook

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