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• This is How Close the U.S. Women Were to Gold
• No Wonder They're Not Kissing
• "Amanda" Was Always a Little Cold-Blooded
• Watch Rapper Mac Lethal Rap a Song of 449 Words in 113 Seconds (That's 4 Words Per Second) in Alphabetical Order
• Everybody Gets a Sweatshirt!
• This Jet-Powered Semi is Called "Shockwave," and for Good Reason
• Here Are Some Things Facebook Could Have Bought Instead of Whatsapp for $16 Billion
• Tomorrow is Canada vs. USA in the Men's Hockey Semifinal. This is a Billboard in Chicago.
• Finally, a Shortage We Can All be Happy About
• Every Professor Needs That Stamp
• Parents Are Getting Really Protective
• P&G Thanks Moms of Paralympians in New Ad
• You Can Basically Go Anywhere With This Sled
• Where All Your Real Thinking Gets Done Anyway
• Get Him Some Bifocals
• That Explains the Weather This Winter
• Gif of the Day: Victory Never Tasted So Sweet as Russian Skier Egor Korotkov Wins Gold as Others Crash and Tumble
• Anything But the Dairy!
• Learning Math With LEGO
• Down With the Science Fair
• There Are Wild Dogs Roaming the Hotel Rooms in Sochi. They Look a Little Like Wolves. Don't Worry About it.
• You Are Now Eligible for the "Not Putting a Swimming Pool Around the Bed" Scholarship
• The Rare Highlands Trooper
• Add Some Style to Your Uniform
• What Are You Guilty Of?
• Ted Biggersby, Mall Samurai
• Online Quizzes Are Basically for Single-Celled Organisms Anyway
• A Deceptively Revealing Shirt
• Mars Is Looking Blue
• The 7 Women You Meet on OK Cupid
• And Then the Cycle Begins Again
• Here's How to Make a Road Trip More Tolerable
• There's a High School in South Korea Where Anything Goes When It Comes to Yearbook Photos
• In One Picture, the Whitest and Most Awkward Moment of "Jeopardy!" Ever

This is How Close the U.S. Women Were to Gold Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:02 PM PST The U.S. were up 2-0 on Canada until the final minutes of the 3rd period, when Marie-Philip Poulin tied the game with 55 seconds remaining to send the game to overtime, where Canada eventually won. However, the game wouldn't have gone to overtime if that freakin' puck had just gone two inches to the right. Meanwhile, the goalpost has been nominated as Supreme Emperor of Canada. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: hockey , olympics , Sochi 2014 , women's hockey Share on Facebook

No Wonder They're Not Kissing Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:01 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: sports , Kiss Cam , funny , Video , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

"Amanda" Was Always a Little Cold-Blooded Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: lizards , craigslist , reptile , pets , puns , for sale , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

Watch Rapper Mac Lethal Rap a Song of 449 Words in 113 Seconds (That's 4 Words Per Second) in Alphabetical Order Posted: 20 Feb 2014 03:59 PM PST Seriously, how is it even possible for someone to talk this fast? By his own admission, this video took Mac Lethal 67 takes to make. Warning: Some language (not like you'd be able to catch it anyway...) Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Mac Lethal , hip hop , rap , fast rap Share on Facebook

Everybody Gets a Sweatshirt! Posted: 20 Feb 2014 03:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via happyblackhistorymonth) Tagged: poorly dressed , sweatshirt , oprah , g rated Share on Facebook

This Jet-Powered Semi is Called "Shockwave," and for Good Reason Posted: 20 Feb 2014 03:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cars , Video , trucks , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Here Are Some Things Facebook Could Have Bought Instead of Whatsapp for $16 Billion Posted: 20 Feb 2014 02:52 PM PST As you may have heard, Facebook purchased the mobile messenger Whatsapp for a whopping $16 billion dollars this week, equating to over $40 per user of the program. What is Whatsapp, you ask? Take a trip back in your brain to 2002. Remember AOL Instant Messenger? mIRC? Miranda? Yeah, it's that but on your phone. That's it. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: Fun Fact , whatsapp , facebook , Video Share on Facebook

Tomorrow is Canada vs. USA in the Men's Hockey Semifinal. This is a Billboard in Chicago. Posted: 20 Feb 2014 02:31 PM PST Have the stakes ever been higher? Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: men's hockey , Sochi 2014 , hockey , canada-vs-usa , olympics , justin bieber , Sochi Olympics Share on Facebook

Finally, a Shortage We Can All be Happy About Posted: 20 Feb 2014 02:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: clowns , news , Probably bad News , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Every Professor Needs That Stamp Posted: 20 Feb 2014 02:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: funny , idiots , paper , Professors , stamp , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Parents Are Getting Really Protective Posted: 20 Feb 2014 01:30 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: highschool , dad , prom , parents , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

P&G Thanks Moms of Paralympians in New Ad Posted: 20 Feb 2014 01:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: kids , thanksgiving , moms , parenting , paralympics , Video , g rated Share on Facebook

You Can Basically Go Anywhere With This Sled Posted: 20 Feb 2014 12:30 PM PST Check out a video of this thing in action here: Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: sled , gifs , whee , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Where All Your Real Thinking Gets Done Anyway Posted: 20 Feb 2014 12:00 PM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , work , bathroom , prank , cubicle , g rated Share on Facebook

Get Him Some Bifocals Posted: 20 Feb 2014 11:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: suspect , poorly dressed , Local News , glasses , g rated Share on Facebook

That Explains the Weather This Winter Posted: 20 Feb 2014 11:00 AM PST Submitted by: Insider Tagged: news , puns , sun , failbook Share on Facebook

Gif of the Day: Victory Never Tasted So Sweet as Russian Skier Egor Korotkov Wins Gold as Others Crash and Tumble Posted: 20 Feb 2014 10:35 AM PST Updated: Today's first ski cross quarterfinal heat featured a big crash just before the finish, taking out three skiers and allowing Switzerland's Armin Niederer to cross first. Only second place would join him in the semis and that went to Russian Egor Korotkov as he slid in first... barely. Submitted by: Unknown (via Globe and Mail) Tagged: gifs , Sochi 2014 Share on Facebook

Anything But the Dairy! Posted: 20 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Bad Newspaper) Tagged: First World Problems , newspaper , news , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Learning Math With LEGO Posted: 20 Feb 2014 10:15 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: lego , awesome , math , funny , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

Down With the Science Fair Posted: 20 Feb 2014 10:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Svenus) Tagged: kids , science fair , funny , parents , g rated , parenting Share on Facebook

There Are Wild Dogs Roaming the Hotel Rooms in Sochi. They Look a Little Like Wolves. Don't Worry About it. Posted: 20 Feb 2014 09:41 AM PST Diligent Youtube commenters (and yours truly) have the hunch that this is actually a Husky and not a wild wolf, judging by its demeanor and size. That all said, chalk another one up on the "This Olympics is Totally Nuts" column. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: dogs , only in russia , Sochi 2014 , Video Share on Facebook

You Are Now Eligible for the "Not Putting a Swimming Pool Around the Bed" Scholarship Posted: 20 Feb 2014 09:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: school , The Sims , college , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

The Rare Highlands Trooper Posted: 20 Feb 2014 08:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: kilt , star wars , scotland , nerdgasm , storm trooper , g rated , win Share on Facebook

Add Some Style to Your Uniform Posted: 20 Feb 2014 08:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: monday thru friday , poorly dressed , work , hard hat , g rated Share on Facebook

What Are You Guilty Of? Posted: 20 Feb 2014 07:30 AM PST Click here for larger image. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: usa , Fun Fact , laws , crimes , funny , g rated , dating Share on Facebook

Ted Biggersby, Mall Samurai Posted: 20 Feb 2014 07:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit) Tagged: samurai , shopping , mall cops , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

Online Quizzes Are Basically for Single-Celled Organisms Anyway Posted: 20 Feb 2014 06:30 AM PST Submitted by: Michael Tagged: bacteria , quiz , science , failbook , g rated Share on Facebook

A Deceptively Revealing Shirt Posted: 20 Feb 2014 06:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Sadeindustries) Tagged: poorly dressed , pattern , shirt , g rated Share on Facebook

Mars Is Looking Blue Posted: 20 Feb 2014 05:45 AM PST Submitted by: Aeshel Tagged: artists rendition , water , awesome , Mars , science , g rated , School of FAIL Share on Facebook

The 7 Women You Meet on OK Cupid Posted: 20 Feb 2014 05:30 AM PST Submitted by: horton5150 (via www.youtube.com) Tagged: okcupid , online dating , funny , Video , women , dating Share on Facebook

And Then the Cycle Begins Again Posted: 20 Feb 2014 05:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: cycle , kids , snow , parenting , snowman , winter Share on Facebook

Here's How to Make a Road Trip More Tolerable Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:30 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: wi-fi , free stuff , road trip , g rated , win Share on Facebook

There's a High School in South Korea Where Anything Goes When It Comes to Yearbook Photos Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:15 AM PST Jeonju Haesung High School in Jeonju, South Korea doesn't take yearbook photos too seriously. Here's some photo evidence for proof. [via: Kotaku] Submitted by: stephenwood51 Tagged: high school , school , south korea , yearbook , yearbook photos , south korean yearbook photos Share on Facebook

In One Picture, the Whitest and Most Awkward Moment of "Jeopardy!" Ever Posted: 20 Feb 2014 04:00 AM PST Submitted by: Unknown (via Uproxx) Tagged: Jeopardy , game show , uproxx , white people , fail nation , g rated Share on Facebook

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