Friday, February 21, 2014

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The FAIL Blog - Fail Pictures & Videos at Failblog.ORG


Arizona is Being Overrun by Packs of Vicious Wild Chihuahuas. Seriously.

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:04 PM PST

Submitted by: Unknown

David Attenborough Presents Planet Earth: Curling

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:02 PM PST

David Attenborough Presents Planet Earth: Curling

Don't think too hard, just sit back and revel in the Sochi absurdity:

Submitted by: Unknown

Harry Styles Was Late Accepting His BRIT Award, Becomes Everyone's Favorite New Meme

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:01 PM PST

Harry Styles Was Late Accepting His BRIT Award, Becomes Everyone's Favorite New Meme

At last night's BRIT Awards, One Direction won two awards, including the BRITs Global Success award. Harry Styles wasn't up on stage accept the award though...

... because he was in the bathroom taking a leak. Cue Harry Styles running back to the stage and ascending to his second form: Hurry Styles!

And thus, Harry entered himself into a long-running line of running memes that keep on giving (Prince Charles and Chubby Bubbles, we're looking at you).

Submitted by: stephenwood51

When You Are Tired of Giving the Same Response, Put Up a Meme

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:00 PM PST

When You Are Tired of Giving the Same Response, Put Up a Meme

Submitted by: Unknown

How to Get Your Competitors to Advertise For You

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 03:59 PM PST

These Pencils Had to be Recalled for Obvious Reasons, but Now You Can Buy Your Own!

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 03:58 PM PST

These Pencils Had to be Recalled for Obvious Reasons, but Now You Can Buy Your Own!

These were actual pencils distributed during a 1990s anti-drug campaign at school. After realizing that the message subtly changes after getting sharpened, they had to be recalled. Now you can buy your own here, if that's your style.

Submitted by: Unknown (via BRRYBNDS)

Tagged: pencil , drugs , design , fail nation

What Is This... I Don't Even...

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 03:30 PM PST

What Is This... I Don't Even...

Submitted by: Unknown

Safety First

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 03:00 PM PST

Safety First

Submitted by: Unknown

Too Bad She Was a Gymnast

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 02:30 PM PST

Too Bad She Was a Gymnast

Submitted by: Unknown

The Side-Effects of Netflix Binge Watching

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 02:00 PM PST

The Side-Effects of Netflix Binge Watching

Submitted by: Unknown

They've Found the Super-Secret Stealth On-Ramp!

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 01:30 PM PST

They've Found the Super-Secret Stealth On-Ramp!

Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit)

Watching Cotton Candy Get Made is Pure Magic

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 01:00 PM PST

Submitted by: Unknown

An Honest Menu

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 12:30 PM PST

An Honest Menu

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: beer , menu , crap , honesty , funny , after 12

Business Baby? We'll See Who's the Real Business Baby Around Here!

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 12:00 PM PST

Business Baby? We'll See Who's the Real Business Baby Around Here!

Submitted by: Unknown

Gif of the Day: AAP Spokesperson Ezaz Khan Slapped by Teena Sharma on India News Program

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 11:40 AM PST

Gif of the Day: AAP Spokesperson Ezaz Khan Slapped by Teena Sharma on India News Program

This is what led up to the slap:

Teena: Inhone kaha hai mai brahman ka beta hun, brahman ki jativad ki rajniti to aap hi kar rahe hain. (They have said I am son of Brahman, they are only doing casticism politics.)

Anchor: Bilkul!
(Absolutely)

Ijaz: Dekhiye...
(Look..)

Teena: ????? ???? saath yahi kehte hai ki mai brahman ka beta hun, yeh rajniti to aap hi kar rahe hain. Fir dono partiyon se aap kaise...
(They only say that I am son of Brahman, they are only doing this politics. Then how can you with both parties...)

Ijaz: Dekhiye aap mujhe jawaab dene dengi ya beech me bolengi,
(Look, will you let me answer or speak in the middle,)

Teena: ????...

Ijaz: ya aap ye rona royengi...
(or will you cry this cry)

Woman: JUST SHUT UP!

Ijaz: AAP, AAP TAMEEZ SE BOLIYE!!!!! AAP BADTAMEEZI KAR RAHI HAIN!!!!!!!
(YOU, YOU SPEAK WITH MANNERS!!! YOU ARE MISBEHAVING!!!!)

[Silence]

Anchor: Mai chahungi ki in dono logon ko audit out kar diya jaye... Teena mai maafi chahungi is tarah ka bartaav aapke saath kiya gaya lekin Aam aadmi ke neta ya fir kisi bhi karya karta ko is cheez ki izajat bilkul bhi nahi di ja sakti ki woh ek mahila ke saath is tarah ki abhadrata kare. Ijaz apko iske liye maafi mangni hogi. Ijaz.
(I will want these both people be audited... Teena I apologize for this kind of behaviour met out to you but Aam Aadmi leader or any worker is not allowed to do such a thing that he does such indecency to a lady. Ijaz for this you will have to apologize. Ijaz.)

Ijaz: Ye zabardasti hai...
(This is coercion...)

Anchor: Izaz aapko maafi maangni padegi.
(Ijaz you will have to apologize.)

Ijaz: Maine koi galat shabd istemaal nahi kiya hai...
(I have not used any wrong word...)

Anchor: Aap TV channel pe baithe hue hain, aapke beech kamre mei yeh behes nahi ho rahi hai. Izaz aapko maafi maangni hogi.
(You are sitting on a TV channel, not debating in your room. Ijaz you will have to apologize.)

Ijaz: Maine ek shabd nahi kaha. ???? ??? ??? jaise shabd istemal kiye hain (slap)
(I have not uttered a single word. ??????? has used words like ????? )

Submitted by: Unknown (via RSS T V)

Tagged: news , slaps , gifs , india

Read This Obituary and Mourn the Loss of the Funniest Old Fart

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 11:30 AM PST

Read This Obituary and Mourn the Loss of the Funniest Old Fart

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: farting , obituary , g rated , win

Always Match Your Dog

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 11:00 AM PST

Always Match Your Dog

Submitted by: Unknown

We Don't Need No Science!

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 10:59 AM PST

We Don't Need No Science!

Submitted by: Unknown

Continue to Date This Man

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST

Continue to Date This Man

Submitted by: Unknown

Coca Cola Wants You to Get Off Your Phone and the "Social Media Cone" is Here to Help

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 10:00 AM PST

Submitted by: Unknown

Never Call Your Teacher a Commie

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 09:45 AM PST

Never Call Your Teacher a Commie
My little brother goes to Walpole High School and on Thursday asked to watch the USA vs. Slovakia game during Spanish class. When his teacher said no he called her a communist. She gave him a detention for it. Attached is a picture of the detention slip she gave him

Submitted by: Unknown

What Does Your Beer Taste Like?

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 08:30 AM PST

What Does Your Beer Taste Like?

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: beer , sign , work , funny , after 12 , g rated

Amoebas Are Sexy

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 08:00 AM PST

Amoebas Are Sexy

Submitted by: Unknown

Yes, It's Hideous...

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 07:00 AM PST

Yes, It's Hideous...

...but it's been such a bad winter that I only care how WARM it looks.

Submitted by: Unknown

Dakimakura Are Terrible on Dates

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 06:00 AM PST

Dakimakura Are Terrible on Dates

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: dakimakura , food , funny , rude , dating

Anything but Mr. Ed!

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 05:30 AM PST

Anything but Mr. Ed!

Submitted by: Unknown

A Record That Can't be Broken

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:30 AM PST

A Record That Can't be Broken

Submitted by: Unknown

Who Is Labeling These Beer Cans

Posted: 21 Feb 2014 04:00 AM PST

Who Is Labeling These Beer Cans

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: labels , beer , wtf , funny , after 12 , g rated

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